Archive of entries posted on 5th May 2009
Top Ten Arlen Specter Campaign Slogans
TOP TEN ARLEN SPECTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS
10. Arrrrlen: The Pirate’s Candidate
9. For all you know, he could be on your side.
8. Heaven doesn’t want him, and Hell’s afraid of his runaway spending.
7. If you don’t vote for him, you’ll die like Jack Kemp.
6. Scottish rules says he’s already won.
5. The one candidate who annoys the crap out of both parties.
4. Now properly labeled.
3. Republican refuse is now the Democrats’ first choice.
2. Come on. No one else will hire him.
And the number one Arlen Specter campaign slogan…
lolbama! Part 13
lolbama! Part 13
This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From DamnCat:
Also from DamnCat:
From Rick of The Rabid Conservative:
From Wil:
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From John:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Raving Lunatic:
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From Peregrine John:
From HGC
From Iridios:
From Jedijson:
Also from Jedijson:
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
NOTE: Any caption using the words “special olympics” will be rejected. Sufficiently creative implied references will be considered.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Award!
Doug of The Pegu Blog has honored IMAO with the “The Pegu Blog ‘Best Read While Drinking’ Blog Award” Award.
We at IMAO remind all readers to drink responsibly. Do not consume alcoholic beverages if you are not of legal age in your state of residence. If you are celebrating Cinco de Cinco today, do not accept alcohol from Mexicans with warm foreheads, or from Joe Biden while travelling on an airplane.
FINE PRINT:
To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.
Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 2 Award posts), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.
As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:
If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.
For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint
Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Maximum sidebar image width is 190 pixels. Please make sure text is at least barely legible at that size.
Now get honoring!
Frank Environmental Tips
I found out some people are now declaring the first of each month “Eco Monday.” So I decided to share some environmental tips. For those who missed them, here they are:
FRANK ENVIRONMENTAL TIPS
Developing countries are some of the worst polluters. Support military strikes against them.
Number one source of global warming: the sun. It’s time scientists figure out how to eliminate it.
Burning down your neighbor’s house is a great way to offset your carbon footprint.
Save trees and reduce toilet paper waste by using a colostomy bag.
Don’t dispose of hippies in a landfill. Recycle them as compost. Makes it harder for cops to find you and helps the environment.
Before you save an environment, make sure it’s THE environment and not the environment’s evil twin brother Steve.
Riding a horse to work isn’t more environmentally friendly if the horse is driving an SUV.
Unmarked hobo graveyards help your garden grow.
Don’t believe the propaganda: Plants continue to be our enemies. No mercy to plants.
The Earth would probably last longer if it wasn’t constantly exposed to direct sunlight.
No matter how much it whines, no matter how much it cries, never ever feed the earth after midnight.
Don’t raise the dead as zombies. That directly removes precious nitrates from the soil.
Compact fluorescent light bulbs use even less electricity if you just leave them on a store shelf.
Live the most environmentally friendly way possible – in a medically induced coma.
Free toxic chemicals back to the environment from which they came!
Squirrels are not part of the environment and they are stealing all our acorns! For the love of all that’s holy, DO NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!