Father calls 911 on his son for his messy room. Stupid enough, but apparently its a grown son who lives in his parents basement and has political ambitions within the Democratic Party.
So what’s the over-under on this guy writing diaries on the Daily Kos?
With Nancy Pelosi in the news so much lately, I though people might want to know more about her. Thus, I sent my crack research staff to find out all they could about her. Get ready to update Wikipedia!
FUN FACTS ABOUT NANCY PELOSI
* Nancy Pelosi had to exploit her connections in government to get approval to build her gingerbread house.
* Despite her appearance and that she’s from San Francisco, reportedly Pelosi is not an old tranny.
* If the pressure used to stretch back Pelosi’s face were ever released, it could take out a city block.
* Every time Pelosi lies, her face stretches tighter.
* Pelosi’s favorite food is the tears of crying children.
* Humans have a natural, untaught fear of snakes, spiders, and Pelosi’s smiling visage.
* Nancy Pelosi was the inspiration for the Cloverfield monster.
* As an official in San Francisco, Pelosi personally took away Dirty Harry’s badge on four separate occasions.
* Common Pelosi rebuttal in political debates: “I’ll suck out your life juices!”
* Pelosi’s tramp stamp is the Chinese symbol for “dessicated.”
* If Pelosi looks at you and bares her teeth (“smiles”), that means she is about to attack. Shield face and groin.
* Pelosi’s iPod is filled with nothing but the sounds kittens make when they’re strangled.
* Contrary to popular rumors, Pelosi will not melt when she comes in contact with water. But she will multiply.
* Instead of Nana or Grammy, Pelosi’s nickname from her grandchildren is “Proof there is no God.”
* In a fight between Nancy Pelosi and Aquaman, Pelosi would claim Aquaman never told her that he planned to submerge his enemies in water.
* Pelosi has hired the Jim Henson Creature Shop to give her a wider range of facial expressions.
* Pelosi doesn’t shake hands and kiss babies because she tends to frighten people when she exclaims, “Mmm… fresh baby!”
* Currently, in San Francisco the phrase “The San Francisco Treat” refers to a bag over Pelosi’s head.
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Obama at Notre Dame: “Some say babies are sacred, other say they are yummy and nutritious. Both are just points of view.”
They Might Be Giants are either the greatest musical geniuses ever or completely oblivious to how crappy they are.
So is the choice really to be against all immigrants or be for completely open borders and there is no in between?
I fear we’ll soon see the rise of moderate extremists who will promote their vacillating beliefs through half-assed terrorist attacks.
Is the one thing right and left pundits can agree on is scifi since we’re all pretty much dorks?
Sometimes I stand in awe of how awesome I am. Then my wife yells at me for not listening.
Here’s my Pajamas Media article on the future of the Republican Party. I think I’m the only one who bases my recommendations on a realistic look of what lies ahead.
