Random Thoughts

Obama at Notre Dame: “Some say babies are sacred, other say they are yummy and nutritious. Both are just points of view.”

They Might Be Giants are either the greatest musical geniuses ever or completely oblivious to how crappy they are.

So is the choice really to be against all immigrants or be for completely open borders and there is no in between?

I fear we’ll soon see the rise of moderate extremists who will promote their vacillating beliefs through half-assed terrorist attacks.

Is the one thing right and left pundits can agree on is scifi since we’re all pretty much dorks?

Sometimes I stand in awe of how awesome I am. Then my wife yells at me for not listening.

10 Comments

  1. Sometimes I stand in awe of how awesome I am. Then my wife yells at me for not listening.

    Whatta wuss!
    My wife will tell you that I’m the boss in our house, da mahn! But…uh…you don’t actually have to, you know, ask her…uh…just take my word for it…uh….gotta go.

  2. Must I go through the basics of the Warlord Way?

    If your wife speaks when you are standing in awe of your own greatness, your hand on her is not close enough. You must show her your strength in this matter, or next she will be demanding a “date night”, or even to go outdoors without a burka.

    This discipline is how we show them our love. They, in turn, are pleased to know their place at our feet.

    You should know these things already. I sense there are “Moderate” influences at work here.

  3. Random Thought: According to Wikipedia, “A method that some political scientists use for gauging ideology is to compare the annual ratings by the Americans for Democratic Action (ADA) with the ratings by the American Conservative Union (ACU).[143] Based on his years in Congress, Obama has a lifetime average conservative rating of 7.67% from the ACU[144] and a lifetime average liberal rating of 90% from the ADA.”

    Armed with this data, can we finally conclude that all of the network analysts were correct that Obama is clearly a centerist?

  4. Then my wife yells at me for not listening.

    That’s one of the basic American wife functions: yelling at husbands for not listening, complaining that husbands never take them out, nagging husbands to do housework and then complaining that the husbands haven’t done it right . . .

    The Japanese have been developing very human-like robots. Maybe they can program the wife robot with different basic functions, like fetching beer from the refrigerator, saying how much she likes the smell of cigar smoke, saying “thank you” after I replace a disposal, and things like that. I’d buy one of those.

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