Archive of entries posted on 26th May 2009

lolterizt! Part 82

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This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.

My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From BigJackCK:

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From Conan The Librarian:

From Craig:

From JarvisW:

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From Joel:

From Shane of ShaneBlake.com:

From Speciallist of The Minority Report:

From Steve:

This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Snapped Shot for handy links to ripe-for-captioning photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Record Stupid

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We were playing around with a little game on Twitter the manly 140 character limit messaging service listing three words liberals would hate, and one of my response was “right to carry.” This caused someone going by “Smoothcrminal” to respond with “otherwise known as the right to shoot your wife”.

And I was taken aback, because that’s a lot of stupid crammed into very few words.

So, apparently, this “smooth criminal” thinks that the only thing keeping some people from shooting their wives is the ability to legally carry their guns out in public because if you’re going to shoot your wife, it has to be out of the home with a legally possessed gun. I mean, if the guy had a least a tiny filter between the synapses misfiring in his brain and angrily posting to the internet, he could have come up with a marginally logical response like “otherwise known as the right to shoot someone who looks at you funny”, but that’s probably like expecting proper table manners from a chimpanzee. Plus, he chooses the poser name “Smooth Criminal”, but his reaction upon mention of firearms is “Eww! Guns are scary!”

Yeah, I know, the internets are full of these people, but sometime I’d like a scientific study of how these nimrods even figure out how to turn on a computer.

Supreme Court Nomination

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It’s probably unlikely Obama will nominate anyone who doesn’t hate America and Americans and especially its Constitution, so I don’t know how big a deal to make over Obama’s choice of Sotomayor. It’s not like we could ever get him to do much better. I just wonder what’s the chance of getting him to nominate a reverse Souter. Like Sotomayor will come in saying, “I promise to rule based on whatever will please the New York Times” but soon after she gets in she says, “I’ve decided to make decision based on what’s actually in the Constitution.” And nothing actually in the Constitution should ever please liberals, because the Founding Fathers weren’t a bunch of fruits.

Random Thoughts

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I liked it better when C compilers gave you the most incomprehensible errors when you forgot a semicolon.

If computers prove anything, it’s that logic and rational thought are useless by themselves.

Is exclaiming “Oops!” the same as an apology? It is admitting fault.

Comparing Biden and Quayle, how many of Quayle’s gaffes were him saying things harmful to his administration’s policies?

Sparkly vampires is the single dumbest thing pop culture has come up with in the past century.

In a just world, announcing you watch Keith Olbermann would gain the same reaction as saying you attend KKK meetings.

Star Trek was awesome! Only person who wouldn’t like it would be Hitler or someone just like him.

When you plagiarize someone and assume everyone knows you’re plagiarizing, that’s an homage.

They’re going to be doing a sequel to Taken called “Tooken”. Part of that statement was untrue.

If I were a criminal, to confuse police I’d get personalized license plates that say “NO PLATES”.

Powell can give advice to the GOP, but he should be humble enough to realize he’s basically a pedophile giving advice on child rearing.

What is Powell’s message? “The GOP needs moderates even squishier than McCain to succeed!”

I bet North Korea feels like a kid in candy store full of candy they want to tactically nuke.