Top Ten Arlen Specter Campaign Slogans

TOP TEN ARLEN SPECTER CAMPAIGN SLOGANS

10. Arrrrlen: The Pirate’s Candidate

9. For all you know, he could be on your side.

8. Heaven doesn’t want him, and Hell’s afraid of his runaway spending.

7. If you don’t vote for him, you’ll die like Jack Kemp.

6. Scottish rules says he’s already won.

5. The one candidate who annoys the crap out of both parties.

4. Now properly labeled.

3. Republican refuse is now the Democrats’ first choice.

2. Come on. No one else will hire him.

And the number one Arlen Specter campaign slogan…

Turncoat chic.

33 Comments

  1. Arlen Specter. He weebles, he dodders, he wobbles…but he won’t fall down.

    Arlen Specter. Proof that having a functioning brain is highly overrated.

    Don’t like his stance? Wait a day…it will change.

  2. sphinchter. The right party has him now.
    #3 , of course the commie in pennsylvania are too stupid not to vote for the moron. They voted for murtha (spit) again didn’t they?

  3. Yeah but you got to admit…switching party’s was the bravest thing any politician has done since Jimmy Carter looked Bella Abzug straight in the eye and said, “And furthermore, I wouldn’t do you with Billy’s….you’re fired!!

  4. There’s something in the water here, Plentyobailouts. For instance, guess how two-term Ed Rendell solved depopulation and other economic woes.

    A) Raise taxes
    B) Waste money
    C) Legalize gambling
    D) All of the above

    If you guessed D, then congratulations! You’ve won a free vacation in sunny Centralia, PA!

  5. Whoa Marko! Central PA is the only part of Pa thats anti-specter and anti-murtha. Central PA is solid Republican and not anything like Philly or Pitt. Philly is owned by ACORN and Pitt is owned by the unions and brain dead Demos. The only problem is that Harrisburg resides in Central Pa. You’d think the deer hunters would have winnowed out the population of liberals passing thru but hey … you can’t have everything.

  6. I live in a solidly American state. We have our share of illegals, but they are mostly for target practice. We raise taxes all the time.
    Every year the government sends out a tax bill, and wow, they get paid!

    Lets see the dems do that! oh yeah, clerical error (geitner) or I didn’t realize income was taxable (dashael, nappyoilintano, pelousy, rangell, most of the unkown people in present surrender hussein’s cabinet)

  7. Whoa Marko! Central PA is the only part of Pa thats anti-specter and anti-murtha. Central PA is solid Republican and not anything like Philly or Pitt. Philly is owned by ACORN and Pitt is owned by the unions and brain dead Demos. The only problem is that Harrisburg resides in Central Pa. You’d think the deer hunters would have winnowed out the population of liberals passing thru but hey … you can’t have everything.

    I’m not sure, but I think you may have misunderstood my comment. I was referring to the town of Centralia, which has been abandoned for a few decades due to a mine fire.

    Central PA is fine. Bitter clingers, the Appalachians, the race tracks, the farmland. My kind of place.

    And from someone who lives southwest of there, Harrisburg is not Central PA. Harrisburg is its own little hive of scum, villainy, and liberals, isolated from the rest of us. Same for State College, but at least the fearsome and legendary Penn State Nittany Lion football team resides there.

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  9. Sorry, but the illegals flloding PA and ruining it will re-elect Sphincter. I speak of course about all the undesireables moving in from NY and NJ and bringing their sick perverted Leftist votes with them.

  10. Let’s send him down to his namesake in Texas. He would be GREAT in “propane, and propane related products”. He is, after all, nothing more than a big gas bag!

    “I seated ugliness on my knee,
    and almost immediately grew tired of it”.
    Salvador Dali

  11. Arlen Spectre: Haunting the GOP for 35 years. Who ya gonna call? When you are bitter that your job is not going to come back after 25 years, what better to do than keep your political leader in office?

  12. Don’t vote for the other guy, switch to me

    Arlen Specter: In sunny PA, flip flops are always in season

    Murtha was a traitor to the Marines, I’m a traitor to both parties

    Arlen Specter: not just another pretty face

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