Reader Anon Y. Mous has honored IMAO with the “Once I Bail This Place Out, It Won’t Be Half Bad!” Award.
I would just like to assure all IMAO investors that this site is on firm financial footing and is NOT seeking bailout money from the federal government.
However, because we ARE on the Department of Homeland Security right-wing extremist watchlist (especially Frank, since he recruited a veteran), we may need money to get out on bail, which is completely different.
So if the tagline changes to “Unfair. Unbalanced. Under Arrest”… send cash immediately.
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No poster on this site will be able to post bail for you as they’ll be under arrest too. Sorry Frank….
If Obama arrests all the “right wing extemists” who will be left working to pay for all his stuff?
They can have my body when they take it from my cold, dead gun.
PammyV has it right! The only ones paying taxes right now ARE the right wing extremists! That is why Geithner can’t find anyone to work at Treasury. There aren’t any Democrats who paid their taxes.
Besides, with the deficit numbers released this morning, Obama is staring rapid inflation and rising interest rates right in the face. He has no one left to blame but himself.
Voters will be paying attention for a change. Conservatives should be optimistic! For a list of ten reasons for conservative optimism, you can hit:
http://firstconservative.com/blog/top-ten/conservative-resurgence
Ahh, more change we can believe in. The gift that just keeps on taking.
Harvey, can you get something to cover up that icture of doo doo?
I wanted to address another point with Mr./Ms. Mous.
He can never be “half bad.”
He’s already FULLY BAD. And it’s all down hill from there – clear to H E DOUBLE TOOTH PICKS (if there is such a place.)