Reader RightWingTink has honored IMAO with the “Your Blog Doesn’t Belong In a Trashbin” Award.
On the surface, this award seems sweet and complimentary, but it’s actually rude and offensive. Trashbins are the gleaming, gold-leafed apex of Western Civilization. They’re what separate us from rat-infested, third-world hell-holes like Haiti and France, where trash is thoughtlessly left to rot and fester in streets and Béarnaise sauce, respectively.
I say that if ANY blog belongs in a decent, sturdy, union-tended, mob-controlled, patriotic, all-American trashbin, it’s IMAO.
But I guess it’s the thought that counts, so IMAO humbly & gratefully accepts this award.
Or maybe it’s grumbly and hatefully. Either way, an award’s an award.
NOTE: I’m all caught up now, so this is a great time to submit an award for those who have trouble delaying gratification.
FINE PRINT:
To join the exclusive club of blogs who honor IMAO and have your award featured on our sidebar with a link to your blog, make up a fancy award image honoring IMAO, blog about it, and drop a link in the comments.
Keep it PG-13, and if it doesn’t suck too terribly bad, your award will be duly noted in a post (Current estimated wait time – 0 Award posts – NEXT SUBMITTED, NEXT POSTED), and placed in the sidebar with a link to your site.
As added incentive for people to honor IMAO with worthless, made-up awards, those who do so may proudly display this worthless, made-up Participant Ribbon:
If you don’t have a blog, then send your image to harvolson-at-gmail.com and include a link to one of your favorite IMAO posts.
For the Photoshop-impaired, here’s a guide to making mediocre fake pictures with Microsoft Paint
Or try the free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Maximum sidebar image width is 190 pixels. Please make sure text is at least barely legible at that size.
Now get honoring!
At first glance I thought that was present hussein in the photo, but its just biden.
Hey thats Nancy Pelosie hiding from investigators after they found out that she really had been briefed about waterboarding the terroist.
Hey! I’m a big Tink fan. Way to go RightWingTink!
That photo is hilarious. Nicely done Tinkles!
Pssst, Harvey, I think you just got mooned. But mooning is nice. So I’m gonna stay a moonee for all of my life. – The Rev. Melanie Moon
I thought you just won The Margot Kidder What’s For Dinner? award…
This award is amazing…….wow.
Thanks, fellow VRWC members!
Where’s my check, Harvey?