Muhammad Was a Cat Person

If you ever needed another reason to be suspicious of Islam, it’s the attitude towards pets. Now, Islam thinks loyal and trustworthy dogs should be avoided. Why, because they’re filthy. Yes, Muhammad in his great wisdom decided to spare Muslims of contact with dog saliva because it’s so dirty. And you know how when we think of Muslims in the Middle East, the first thing that comes to mind is cleanliness.

On the other hand, Muhammad condemned a woman to hell for not feeding her stupid cat. Muhammad is a cat person! I was raised never to trust a man who is a cat person. Frankly, I don’t believe in cats since they’re not mentioned in Bible.

38 Comments

  1. Muhammed also hated geckoes. Really. Its in the Hadith. Look it up.

    Maybe it was those big watchful eyes that made him feel like he was being watched…

    He also said that no one could own a cat. Cats were emancipated. But then cat fans know that no one can really own a cat. Cats own people.

  2. Not so fast Frank in the Apocrypha’s Letter of Jeremiah 6:22-23 Upon their bodies and heads sit bats, swallows, and birds, and the cats also. By this ye may know that they are no gods: therefore fear them not.
    if ya got a cat sitting on ya you ain’t no god and no reason to fear ya. take that cat lovers.

  3. Hummm….strange that people who, for centuries, have wiped their butts with their bare hands would find dog saliva to be filthy. ” If we ever come into contact with a dog’s saliva we must wash the spot seven times, the first of which should be with sand or dirt. It is also possible to use a bacterial soap instead of sand or dirt.” An interesting choice there sand, dirt, or soap. I had no idea people from the middle east even knew about soap. Sand and dirt yes, but soap….go figure!?

  4. I find it interesting that Muhammad (And Joseph Smith) claimed to be visited by an angel and given a new “gospel”. Especially with this:

    8But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned! 9As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let him be eternally condemned! – Galatians 1:8-9

  5. You do realise the ‘gospels’ were changed all the time don’t you? Every single prophet changed what came before (In cluding Jesus). Most were changed by being added too as humanity matured. If you would bother to do some research, you would know that Muhammad didn’t add too, he mainly spoke giberish.

    Lechteron says:

    August 7th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I find it interesting that Muhammad (And Joseph Smith) claimed to be visited by an angel and given a new “gospel”. Especially with this:

    8But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let him be eternally condemned! 9As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let him be eternally condemned! – Galatians 1:8-9

  6. Easy there DamnCat (may his name be praised) if you start wacking people with cats next thing you know they will want to license and register those things. We are still able to BEAR arms, you might be pushing it if you CAT arms… “from my cold dead hands” loses it punch if it is a caption under a picture of Fluffy.

  7. Hey…I resemble that remark!!! My three cats read your post. They chuckled and then told me to invite your little doggie over for some kittie “hopitality”… Then I noticed my boy Winston giving the scratching post a good workout. He literally beamed as he inspected each of his finely tuned front digits…

  8. Obama is a dog person.

    nuf said

    And, just like Obama, cats eat cute little mice and then throw up the mice on your basement floor, look at you with that stupid face, and then meow. They also urinate in your laundry. And on your car.

  9. Okay y’all. This cat elitism has got to go.

    First of all why are we quoting Mohhamed? Did y’all see that Spinks fight? Man that was lame.
    Second, cats are domesticated to the extent they answer to a name. That would be the sound a can opener makes.

    Lastly, think of the uses for a cat besides as an entree or a balloon (requires microwave oven). Do our brave men and women protect our lives with “Guard Cats”? Is air travel safer due to “Bomb Sensing Cats”? Do blind folks lead more normal lives thanks to “Seeing Eye Cats”? Do monkeys fear cats?

    No my friends, the dog is and always will be “Man’s Best Friend”. Cat’s are and always will be “Woman’s Fashion Accessory and Interior Decoration”.

  10. Muhammad (the original terrorist) didn’t like dogs? F@#K him! If my dog does not like a person–I have NO use for them. PS: cats make great dog toys, but they don’t last very long

  11. Plentyobailouts,
    You are wrong.

    Obama likes dogs because he only surrounds himself with toadying, subservient, easily controlled, simple-minded boot-lickers.

    Cats are independent, proud and worship no man – just like real Americans. Obama hates them.

  12. Frankly, I don’t believe in cats since they’re not mentioned in Bible.

    See? That’s my problem with some religious. You aren’t consistent.

    The Bible doesn’t mention nukes, the Moon, robots or rocket launchers and yet, you believe in them.

    It does mention Obama, somewhere near the back.

  13. #10 – Lechteron,
    I think Paul was referring to some preachers who had come among the Galatians and told them they all had to be circumcised and live according to Judaic traditions or they weren’t really saved. They were freaking out about it.
    Paul was a great guy and loved everybody, but I think the false preachers really p*ss*d him off.

    “It is for freedom that Christ has set us free. Stand firm, then, and do not let yourselves be burdened again by a yoke of slavery.”

    “As for these agitators, I wish they would go the whole way and emasculate themselves!”
    – Galatians 5:1, 12 (NIV)

  14. You know, I think cats are a better conservative animal than dogs.

    Why?

    Cats do whatever the heck they want all day and don’t answer to anybody about it.

    Dogs are brainless sycophants that exist only to make their masters happy.

    *extinguishes flames*

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