No matter what laws Congress passes, the actual minimum wage is always $0 per hour.
Do you think rainbows are a test pattern God uses to color correct the universe? The other day, things had a bit of a green tint, but then a rainbow appeared and soon it was fixed.
Conservatives should be honest and admit that a black president will cause an increase in racism… especially an extremely incompetent one.
To understand why liberals are so angry, they really think health care can be made free by passing some bill. If there was a bill that could magically make everyone healthy, who would oppose that but really mean evil people?
Instead of a death panel, Obama should propose a hugs panel. Secret known only to him: They are hugs… OF DEATH!!!
Technically, I thing the minimum wage would be $0.01 an hour. Unless you’re in prison and then that would depend on the exchange rate of cigarettes.
I think rainbows are God’s little reminder that the particle theory of light is WRONG and that we should be paying attention to better quality coffee in the morning.
Careful of those sprinkler rainbows. They’re deadly.
Yup. They’ve been known to cause TSC (Terminally Stupid Conclusions) in scientific illiterates. Something that’s never before happened in HISTORY and is a recent occurrence!
Remember in X-men 3 when the porcupine guy hugged the lady from 24? That’s Obama’s end of life “counseling”.
Here are some more death board euphemisms:
Celestial Discharge Facilitator
Eternal Care Transfer Board
Organ Donor Recruitment Center
Random thought #1: I would fear Obama more if, when off-teleprompter, he spoke less like a blithering idiot and more like the diabolical General Quak (pronounced “Cluck”) from Braddock: Missing In Action III. “BRADDOCK! BRADDOCK! I WILL KILL YOU, BRADDOCK!”
Random thought #2: Chuck Norris outlined the perfect American foreign policy in Braddock: Missing In Action III: “I don’t step on toes, Littlejohn. I step on necks.”
As for number 3, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton created hostility towards southeners like Onama creates hostility towards black people. Or is it all three create hostility towards stupid peolple.
storm1911 I think the answer is that all three create hostility towards stupid peolple.
Minimum wage: If you can’t find a job, you make $0. If your services are worth less than the minimum wage plus a reasonable profit, you won’t find a job.
There is no minimum wage for a small business owner, and in fact, many just barely scrape by, or at times lose money. Very many work insane hours.
There is no minimum wage, since you can always start a business and earn far less.
Precisely, #10.
And if Obama has his ways, the MAXIMUM wage will be $0, too.
If you are not in high school or college and earning minimum wage, you are lazy, probably stupid, almost became a crack head and definately not deserving of respeect. Wait, isn’t that a democrat?
Hugs Of Death: So that’s why Libtards have those bumper stickers that advocate HUGS NOT DRUGS. Clearly, it will be cheaper to hug them to death, than supply deadly drugs from the evil pharmaceutical companies. You’d think they’d have copied th Nazi Ovens by now.
Free Healthcare that can make everyone MAGICALLY healthy? This sounds like a job for BARACK THE MAGIC NEGRO!
Barack the magic negro lives in Washington DC- – listens to no one and steals from you and me –Barack the magic negro lives in Washington DC…………
oops —-I forgot —-it should be Barack the magic “socialist”
Cremation ovens would produce a huge carbon footprint.
Solar powered incinerators would be much more green.
Then again, that might cause long lines on cloudy days.
Increase in racism!? If you define racism as hating people because of the color of their skin, your wrong. Hating people because they have become a neolithic, mindless, destructive voting block is not racism. I’m an equal opportunity hater. I hate white liberals every bit as much as black liberals! But saying “black liberal” is redundant. When 95% of voting blacks vote liberal, statistically they are all liberal.
There is a major difference between white and black liberals. Blacks produce huge numbers of under class criminals. White liberals seem to understand the idea of hard work and obeying the law. So… there is a lot more cupability on the black liberal side. And those blacks who aren’t criminals regularly support the black criminal element in their hood!
So is it wrong to hate black culture when it is so evil and destructive? The fact is most Americans hate that culture regardless of the skin color of the person practicing it. Yet the Mau Mau continues.
[Yeah, you actually a are a racist. Conservatives also shouldn’t forget there are still white people with a general problem with black people, as Bob A reminds us. -Ed.]