NY Gov. Paterson is blaming his problems on his race? He’s blind; how can he even be sure what race he is?
So how many politicians out there have this backwards view that everyone is out to keep black people down?
I am being naive? Are some of you out there trying to keep the black man down? If so, stop it!
Whitewater rafting is fun as long as you don’t mind getting splashed. I don’t think our cats would like it.
That’s right. I go whitewater rafting. I’m not some geeky computer nerd. I’m a badass.
WHITEwater rafting?
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RACIST!
Funny, ‘cuz I am a geeky computer nerd and I went whitewater rafting last weekend.
“NY Gov. Paterson is blaming his problems on his race? He’s blind; how can he even be sure what race he is?”
I think he’s right. After all, the girlfriends he cheated on his wife with were all black, and the other politicians that he commits his various acts of corruption with are black, and they all seem to have been targeted for no reason.
Depends on where you go “Rafting”. A run down the Payette River or the Lost River is pretty good. But if you floated down the Boise River in a intertube, although it is fun does not make you a bad ass. Hope you figured out to double bag phone in a Ziplock before hand.
Frank – A slip ‘n’ slide does NOT constitute “whitewater rafting”.
We’ve clearly failed at keeping the black man down, so now I’m just going to focus on keeping the ginger-haired man down. Or the gingerman, whichever turns out to be easier.
Even a blind governor finds an acorn twice a day…BWAAAAAA…I just made a funny!!!! Whitewater Rafting is for Sierra Club members and other Homosexuals!
And will occasionally “squeal like a pig!”
Hey! Is that “squeal like a pig” comment a veiled reference to me? Just ’cause that movie was filmed in Georgia? ‘Cause if it was, I’m taking offense. Not all us from Georgia are like that.
Now you apologize.
Or I’ll make you squeal like a pig.
Whitewater Rafting, is that some sort of reference to a failed real estate scam in Arkansas?>>> I’d suggest Maine Coon Cats for Whitewater Rafting, but they might be Raacist!>>> When done with a Whitewater Rafting run, the participants appear to be all wee-weed up.>>> How many politicians out there believe that WHITEY,HONKY,CRACKER,PECKERWOODS are out to keep the Black Man down? How many Democrat politicians are there?
Wee-weed up; someone’s been sleeping with the pup in the doghouse again.
Vince Foster went whitewater rafting, too.
‘Squeal like a pig?’
I get it, you’re trying to keep Swine-Americans down. You speciesist!
Basil,
when you grimace like that you got a reel purdy mouth.
Karen,
according to Basil you pretty much have to hold them down or they run away.
Floating on fart waves in the bath tub is NOT white water rafting Frank…..
Well, I was trying to keep the black man down… but only because it was a rickety ladder and no one was holding it for him. I was all like, “Don’t get up on that ladder, man! It’ll fall over!” And he was all like, “The white man is trying to keep the black man down!” It could have ended badly, but the black man got a bucket stuck on his head at that point, and forgot about the ladder. Then other black people started to laugh at him and he called them all racists. Which just goes to show you, rickety ladders lead to nothing good.
Well, you can’t expect him to admit that the real reason we New Yorkers don’t like him is because he’s an idiot, can you?
I think “the messiah” should get some credit here. It’s only taken him 6 months to do what the KKK and other racist organizations haven’t been able to accomplish in over 150 years.
Good job dude, what’s next? Maybe you could sow derision between men and women, that should take care of global warming, population concerns, and healthcare issues. No people………..no problems. The earth can finally become the pristine paradise the eco-terrorist envision without that nasty plague of homo sapiens to mess it up.
Environmentalist make me want to …………….sigh.
I heard a preacher on the radio today talk about ‘The Law of the Harvest’:
1. You reap IF you sow.
2. You reap WHAT you sow.
3. You reap AFTER you sow.
4. You reap MORE than you sow.
Let the harvest begin!
The tag-line for tomorrow’s broadcast was, “Young men, if you want to be taken seriously, Pull Up Your Pants!”. (I can’t wait!)