19 Comments

  1. Outstanding parody. Hollywood is trying too hard. Today, I imagine that Casablanca would begin with Captain Renault in bed with Major Strasser and end with vicious American paratroopers landing on the runway and shooting Rick for collaborating with a gay Frenchman before moving on to stealing Morocco’s oil – the true cause behind that unjust war fought for the Jewish Lobby.

    Anyhow, quite outstanding.

  2. “And now you know the truth.” – Mr. Hand, “Dark City”

    Not really funny, more instructional, as this is ABSOLUTELY the way it’s done in Hollywood. Would have liked to have seen the big, multi-phrase wheel they write the songs on…clickclickclick…down on my knees…clickclickclick…beggin’ you please…

  3. This movie really changed my outlook on life by one standard deviation. And it definitely may or may not have had an effect on my indifference.
    Really, all that was missing was a fast-paced cat & mouse chase through a subway and/or a European city, and a hero with a gun that has a seemingly unlimited amount of ammo in a single clip.

  4. Mr. Mancuso our production of Casablanca II, The War for Oil, needs a little creative help. Would you consider coming to Hollywood and pitching some of your ideas to the studio heads? Our people can call yours…we can do lunch. JB Meyer Jr. producer, Tinsel Town, CA. PS Your ideas have blockbuster written all over them.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.