Now that Obama’s giant, crappy bill is being rammed down our throats, he’s going to focus on making us like what we were all screaming at him we didn’t want. I guess the victory isn’t complete until we all love Big Brother.
Come on! Just leave us alone!
What could possibly be in that bloated mess that isn’t just going to infuriate us further? The public execution of Democrats?
Back in the day, if anyone in America was identified as a socialist, he was immediately strangled. Actually, I think Texas still has a law on the books where you’re fined for not strangling a socialist. At one point, though, we got weak. We thought it was okay to let socialists live among us. And now here we are with a giant new government we didn’t want but we let happen. And with our sucky space program, there’s no hope of making a new libertarian colony on Mars. We’re stuck, dudes.
Hey, maybe it’ll just be better to take the blue pill. Yay! We all have guaranteed health care! Why worry about abstract concepts like liberty and just put your hands out ready to receive. I envisioned a great country once, one that stood for liberty and freedom and a government that was a servant of its people, not its master. Also, dinosaurs with rocket launchers on their backs fought our enemies. But, alas, that dream is gone…
No! That’s not true! We will have our freedom and our dinosaurs! You can try to convince me to eat your crap sandwich, Obama, but all I will focus on is how stupid your big ears look. You will never defeat my spirit!
Ohmigosh! If I hadn’t known better, I would have thought that WaPo headline came from the Onion.
Or as Joan oF Arrgghhh! put it:
Dear Obama, Make me.
Mr. Frank J: Obama’s bill was not rammed down our throats. It was crammed up our rear ends without K-Y or even a thank you. Now, as far as for the “blue pill” you are writing about, I assume it is Viagra. If government is paying for it, they will ration it out and have control as to how many times a man can have sex per month.
Instead of jumping on the bandwagon to crucify Joe McCarthy – a true patriot – those on the right should have had the courage to heed his warnings and support him. His awful crime? Getting politicians and Hollywood brainwashers to admit that they actually belonged to the communist organizations that they, mostly, in fact belonged to. Joe warned everyone that this socialist takeover would happen without a shot once they invaded our government and our media, and unfortunately he was 100% correct, it played out like he predicted and here we are.
No government can crush our minds and spirits, and thus, we are free.
I used to say that I would submit to be governed but not ruled. As of today all bets are off. Come and get me, if you can!
im hoping for a Nickolai Chauchescu ending top this story….
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/28/article-0-00233CF400000258-456_468x345.jpg
dont worry kids he’s just sleeping.. hes really really tired from giving the romanians what they want and need….
Come and get me you dity coppers cause I ain’t playin!
To go along with what #4 MarkoMancuso said:
[Insert inspiring freedom quote from Braveheart here]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! When will the time for talk actually be over?!?!?! Why does The ONe insist that I hate him more than I already do?!?!
@Son of Bob: You’ve prolly read Tanenhaus’ excellent bio (http://tinyurl.com/39jkwh) of Whittaker Chambers. The Venona Transcripts proved that Chambers was right, as was McCarthy before he went off the rails.
Incidentally, it was Richard Nixon who doggedly investigated Alger Hiss (the spy whom Chambers outed). Alger Hiss the commie was a senior US official at the founding of the UN. Liberals never forgot Nixon’s role.
If this is too serious, you have to read the bio to get the whole story about how Chambers led investigators to a secret roll of microfilm hidden in a punkin’ patch.
is the tv show V just a slick way to soften us up to the fact that we really do have reptiles in charge of us allready?
cause I swear when I watched nancy pelosi congratualate herself on sunday I saw her tongue flick out and clean a nicktating membrane on her lidless eyeball…
The Commiecrats are displaying their true colors. Can we get a new disease that only strikes “progressives?” One that puts them in a comma so we can use them for ballast? Or fuel? Hopefully some enterprising members of the great right wing conspiracy are busy at work on it…
I must say that I am not in favor of public executions of Democrats, who I’d rather see put “to the pain.” However, I think it would be super cool if we discover that a provision in the health care bill requires Nancy Pelosi’s underwear to be run up the Capitol flagpole. Preferably while she’s still wearing it.
Regarding that Texas law establishing a fine for not strangling socialists: It is still on the books and strictly enforced except in the greater Austin area where inter-breeding with hippies in the 60s and 70s caused extensive damage to Texas DNA.
Obama Starts Handing Out The Blue Pill. In Related News: Pfizer Stock Up upon passage of HC bill.
No, No my chatty christian children. Not the blue pill. You should take the black pill…that will make Allah happy. The black pill will make you sleepy and feel nice. Allah Ahkbar…God is good…but scotch is better.
Nancy, you can’t be humble and proud at the same time.
Get a grip, get a clue and get a life; in that order.
And then leave us ALONE!
Check this out. The Chinese are selling T Shirts with an Obama/Chairman Mao crossover, and doing their best to keep it quiet. It isn’t satire:
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=5006
Keep on inspiring, Frank. I don’t come here much but I checked the site because I was feeling down, and it worked.
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