The NRCC will be running this ad in Orlando:
I like the slogan at the end: “Alan Grayson. He a national embarrassment.”
Still, maybe we can come up with some even better ones. Here’s some of my ideas:
“Alan Grayson. His weird giant head is creepy.”
“Alan Grayson. If Florida wants a sub-moronic thug, at least get one who’s not so loud and obnoxious.”
“Alan Grayson. Not actually related to Robin like he claims.”
“Alan Grayson. Banned from Disney World for biting children.”
“Alan Grayson. The tact and wisdom of the average Daily Kos commenter.”
“Alan Grayson. Orlando doesn’t need another stupid, dishonest, hate-filled loon representing it when it already has Donald Duck.”
“Alan Grayson. He makes us all dumber.”
“Alan Grayson. Let’s lock him in a padded room… though it doesn’t have to be padded if that costs a lot extra. The important things is that he’s locked somewhere he can’t escape from.”
“Alan Grayson. Come on. Really?”
“Alan Grayson. There’s better ways to ensure someone is keeping an eye on him than electing him to Congress.”
however, his close association with Dick is obvious.
Alan Grayson. Makes Keith Oberman look like Edgar R. Murrow.
Alan Grayson*. (*Tinfoil hat sold separately)
Alan Gheyson. (Mispelled on purpose just to watch him go ballistic)
Alan Grayson. So bad-a$$ he ignores Godwin’s Law!
“Mr. Grayson, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no votes, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Actually, I thought he was Robin, being a dick and all…
Alan Grayson. I’m not drunk. No, seriously, I’m not drunk at all. BURP.
Alan Grayson. And you thought Cynthia McKinnley was a loon!
Alan Grayson – he’s like Andrew Sullivan without teh ghey (as far as you know).
Alan Grayson, liberal dick by day….liberal dick by night.
Famous quote: I knew Chris Christie Congressman Grayson…and you’re no Chris Christie!
Alan Grayson: Making Velveeta look smart for far too long.
I dunno, I like the original slogan best. It’s very succinct. Although, you could go even more forceful and succinct:
Alan Grayson: F***ing disgrace.
Alan Grayson, the retard Obama was talking about.
Alan Grayson, he’s the one Freddy Kruger warned you about.
Alan Grayson, an embarresment to democrats (and that is hard to do).
Alan Grayson. Typical democrat.
* Grayson: Smuggy Smuggness Smugged up to the Smuggest in History
* Grayson: Because He’s So Much Smarter Than You
* Grayson: I Promise to Work for Me
* Grayson: The Smirk Never Sleeps
Alan Grayson: ….Come on!!!!!Really?
Alan Grayson: Nuttier than chinese chicken salad!
Alan Grayson: Some ‘people’ like him.
Alan Grayson: Taken out of context, he’s not that stupid.
Alan Grayson: Don’t forget to breathe – very important!
Alan Grayson: a one-man reign of terror (not mine, but I’m just warming up to this topic)
Grayson: And you thought all E coli specimens were little tiny things
etc………..
grayson: the Republicans don’t want you to die quickly, just him.
grayson: Being stupid so you don’t have to.
grayson: No brains, no wits, just a bad haircut.
Grayson : Has a head half the size of Tom Perriello’s but it’s twice as creepy. What more could you ask for in a skinny state like Florida?
Alan Grayson: I’m proud to be a loaf of excrement. It makes me feel special.
Alan Grayson – Why Are His Pores So Large?
Alan Grayson: Taking Batsh*t Crazy To New Levels.
Alan Grayson: Picked As The Perv From A Police Line-Up 9 Out Of 10 Times
Alan Grayson: What DemocRats Think, Alan Grayson Speaks
Hopefully, everybody has seen this by now. But if not, here you go:
Thanx Bad Science that’s even better than all those Hitler Rants they have over at youtube.