Important Tip on Portraying Islam as Peaceful

So the Muslim TV executive who beheaded his wife got 25 years to life for 2nd degree murder. I would think a beheading would automatically bump a murder up to 1st degree, but I’m not a lawyer (I possess a soul).

Anyway, Muzzammil Hassan founded Bridges TV which he hoped would help portray Muslims in a more positive light. Now, America has lots of peaceable, friendly Muslims, and I can see why they’d want some better publicity. That’s why if you’re trying to present a more moderate view of Islam, you really need to suppress that urge to behead your wife. It just plays into the stereotype too much; islamaphobic people are going to seize on incidents like that. So as much as you might think your wife needs to be beheaded as part of an honor killing, you have to just say no. But if you really really need to murder your wife, at least just poison her or something — just do it in some way that doesn’t play to negative Muslim stereotypes. I know that’s not as symbolically satisfying as beheading, but being moderate involves at least incorporating some western ways… like leaving people’s heads on their bodies.

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  1. The left doesn’t understand Islam because they don’t understand real religion. The only “religions” they understand is the inner city leftist voodoo/black religions of superstition for those silly proles and Marxism disguised as religion.

    They really cant get their head around that we truly believe it, value it, or have personal and remarkable experiences that we don’t share that confirm our faith. On one level I feel sorry for them it must be a cold and lonely life with only Marx and his utopia to keep you warm through life’s inherent cruelty. On the other hand they are the ones that never question their hostile assumptions and endlessly mock us.

    I know I have linked to her before but reading Robin of Berkleys transformation from secular Jew to religious conservative has been very inspiring for me. I recommend starting at her oldest (bottom) articles as her story unfolds in pieces.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/robin_of_berkeley/

  2. – If you find it necessary to behead your wife, please don’t parade doen the street with her severed head shouting “The Slut Harlot Had It Coming For Offending Allah! Allu Ackbar!”
    – The next time there’s a successful terorist attack, like stabbing sleeping Jewish children to death, please refrain from dancing in the streets handing out sweets.
    – Try to avoid public displays of affection to your goat.
    – Bathe more than once a year.
    – Making TV broadcasts of Palestinian children wearing suicide belts, holding AK-47s and chanting “Death To All Jews” is not good pub!

  3. “So as much as you might think your wife needs to be beheaded as part of an honor killing,”

    You have to tell yourself, we will not behead! Today! — Captain Kirk

    “but I’m not a lawyer (I possess a soul).”

    You are an engineer, so no.

  4. Hey Shiggz!

    You are dead on about Robin From Berkeley. I’ve been reading her stuff over at AT for a while and love her columns, given she’s about my age and stuff. I’m a recovering lib like her, though my awakening took place long before hers, thanks to having real friends and not living in Berzerkely. I second your recommendation.

    Hey Frank!

    Why is my post above still in moderation? Just my usual snarky non-sense. Why, if I was still a lib, I’d be demanding compensation for this outrage. Like free Nuke The Moon and Fred Thompson for President shirts. But noooo, I’d prefer to buy them and for the good buds at IMAO to be able to buy them and hopefully you make some money too. Curse you conservative values!

  5. And if you DO behead your wife and if you DO get caught…just tell the cops that you were just rehearshing your part as Lars Thorwald in your mosque’s production of Rear Window.

  6. If you are married to Rosie and you behead her, just tell the cops “like I couldn’t take anymore of her hagginess shrewing and I cut her head off when I went insane”… They will write you a ticket for littering and you will be done with the matter!

  7. That’s the spirit, Infidel! Unlike some people a true conservative is more than willing to purchase a glorious Nuke The Moon shirt. If only someone would give us that chance!

  8. In NYS, Murder One is reserved for intentionally murdering a law enforcement or corrections officer. It was our legislature’s way of coping when our death penalty law was invalidated.

    Mo Hassan got the max, and will likely serve it at Attica.

    The judge yelled at him during the sentencing hearing, which opened with Mo trying to get a new attorney for the 6th time. This time the judge told him to sit down and shut up, and proceeded to lecture him about how stupid he was. He’d divorced two wives before he married Aasiya; he knew he could have divorced her, but no, he ambushed her in his darkened office and cut off her head with a hunting knife, while their children waited in the car outside.

    Hassan is an ultimate control freak, as so many abusive husbands are. The trial took two years to start because every time they were getting close, he’d fire his attorneys, and the new guys would have to start all over. It was his way of exercising control over the judge and the court.

    Hassan won’t be eligible for parole for 25 years, but his adult children asked for and received Orders of Protection (restraining orders) to keep him from contacting them ever. Aasiya’s children are safe with her family in Pakistan.

    May his grimy soul rot.

  9. George guy said: “It’s just hard to take a religion seriously whose prophet actually said you can go to hell for splashing pee on yourself.” Any married man knows that hell is precisely the penalty for splashing pee on the toilet seat, so we’re not that far apart from our Muslim brethren, really. Common ground!

    Speaking of hell, lawyers DO possess souls, it’s just that Satan has a lien on them. We mostly keep them in a blind trust while we’re working, but we’re allowed access when Aretha is in town.

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