Frank, your thought was random enough. I give it a solid B+.
My random thought for the day : I’m beginning to think it won’t matter who we elect for President. It’s the damn Congress that has passed all these damn laws for 100 years. Our situation is damn near intractable. (Was that three ‘damns?’)
But seriously, I like my wieners fresh and uncured. And I like my oysters raw – on the half shell – with a bit of cõcktail sauce. You know, oyster shooters.
No, no, a Twin Peaks observation belongs in a Random Thoughts post at least as much as the usual items do. I gave the show a go when it was on the air, until I realized that Lynch was either a mad genius or was just making it up as he went without knowing where he was going or what any of it meant… and discovered that it was the latter. Looks like J. J. Abrams but is really just stream of consciousness on acid.
Somewhat random thought: GM CEO Akerson wants the feds to slap a $1/gallon tax on gasoline. Methinks he has stumbled upon a strategy that could work for other businesses:
– Coffee maker makers ask for tax on coffee
– Swimming pool installers demand tax on water
– Handgun manufacturers hold out for $1/round tax on firearm cartridges
– Liberal politicians mull tax for each asinine comment made by an elected official
– Burmashave seeks tax on IMAO comments
– Joe Schmo hopes in vain for $.05 per bottle rocket deposit
– Obama considers tax bracket based on ear size
– Damncat proposes tax on tuna
When government owns the businesses, all your money are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Mmmm…cherry pie…
Cats don’t like sweet & sour for breakfast.
Just wait until you get to the part with the dancing midget!
Wiener! We need to keep talking about Wieners! Wiener Wiener Wiener! Now that’s funny stuff!
I relish these discussions.
I never sausage a lame pun.
Frank, your thought was random enough. I give it a solid B+.
My random thought for the day : I’m beginning to think it won’t matter who we elect for President. It’s the damn Congress that has passed all these damn laws for 100 years. Our situation is damn near intractable. (Was that three ‘damns?’)
But seriously, I like my wieners fresh and uncured. And I like my oysters raw – on the half shell – with a bit of cõcktail sauce. You know, oyster shooters.
At least you were frank about it.
No, no, a Twin Peaks observation belongs in a Random Thoughts post at least as much as the usual items do. I gave the show a go when it was on the air, until I realized that Lynch was either a mad genius or was just making it up as he went without knowing where he was going or what any of it meant… and discovered that it was the latter. Looks like J. J. Abrams but is really just stream of consciousness on acid.
I didn’t mean to sound like a brat.
At least ussjimmycarter mustard the courage to start this conversation so the rest of us could ketchup.
Somewhat random thought: GM CEO Akerson wants the feds to slap a $1/gallon tax on gasoline. Methinks he has stumbled upon a strategy that could work for other businesses:
– Coffee maker makers ask for tax on coffee
– Swimming pool installers demand tax on water
– Handgun manufacturers hold out for $1/round tax on firearm cartridges
– Liberal politicians mull tax for each asinine comment made by an elected official
– Burmashave seeks tax on IMAO comments
– Joe Schmo hopes in vain for $.05 per bottle rocket deposit
– Obama considers tax bracket based on ear size
– Damncat proposes tax on tuna
When government owns the businesses, all your money are belong to us. You have no chance to survive. Make your time. Ha. Ha. Ha.
I take it back Former Hostage – Jimmy has the wurst puns I ever slaw.
This is not the wurst Random Thought in IMAO history, but it is going to the dogs. Some kraut’s going to be all over it.
(I gotta get outside…)
I like the cut of Burmashave’s jib. I propose a tax on Burmashave.
Just like they did to the Polish.
And the Italian.
@ Burmashave
TAX ON TUNA? Them’s fightin’ words!
that’s a damn fine cup of coffee!
I just watched the entire series ( 2 seasons) in the last month or so, streaming from a divx site, and the “fire, walk with me movie”.
Loved it! Wish there was a show that was comparable to it on now.
@Jimmy: No. Wait a minute. I propose a tax on myself.
Jimmy and DamnCat…
your puns are so bad that there should be a bloggers slaw againt them.
I’ll never ketchup with those two idiots in punning, FormerHostage.
FormerHostage, there’s nothing wrong with my buns!
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPsL2WVhFCc
(That’s for Marco.)
These are really bad buns.
I’ll stop punning if you forcemeat to. But I’m afaid I’ll never really be cured.
Silence!
mmmmmm…..bacon…..
DamnCat, you make the casing for pet control!
Jimmy, p!ss off! You’re full of schnitzel!
Marko…what can I say? You’re not even in the Ball Park.
FormerHostage, and you don’t know which side your bun is buttered on!! You’re probably chili all the time, too.
i don’t understand. i mustard heard it wrong.
Enough pun-ishment, already