It’s time to admit the truth: I’m not a bland American male, but really a gay girl living in Syria.
Praise be to Allah, why have you not been stoned to death yet?
Congress doesn’t need a gym. If they want exercise, we should make them break rocks every day.
Or make them run to cadence!
They say that in the Army Congress, the pay is mighty fine. They give you a hundred dollars, and take back 99. Oh Lord, I want to go, but they won’t let me go, ho-o-o–ome.
I had always figured you for a lesbian transgendered transvestite. Congratulations on doing whatever it takes to get a laugh. Mr. Mephistopheles, Frank J is here and says he ready to sign the contract. Praise be his name.
I think they should replace all the seats in Congress with power-generating stationary bikes.
They while they are there doing nothing, they can work on solving our “Energy Crisis”
Then hire unemplyed folks to whip them if they cycle below 15 mph – yeah, Jobs: saved or created
It’s nice being a gay girl and all, but Syria? They do the Homo Stoning there and some of the boys bring the high heat so I’d watch my self “Frank” wink wink…
@Jimmy: I’d just like to point out that correlation does not imply causation. That is to say; we don’t know what causes Frank.
I’m not sure I’m in favor of making them break rocks. They’re all a bunch of lazy bums. It’d be hard on the minders having to whip them constantly. I’d vote for having them chased around the House and Senate floors by hungry tigers, or perhaps by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall.
Wiener resigned? I guess we won’t have a Weiner to beat on anymore. Was his announcement long or brief? Was his wife there? He couldn’t expect her to be there is she didn’t want to be because that’s something you just can’t force kin to do.
Burma, you are, of course, completely correct. But I use his randomness as a sign of blogging health. When supposedly random topics are too connected, I get worried he might be changing too many diapers, or some such thing.
Update: Reports on Twitter say that the Capitol police have Weiner’s office and the corridor in the Rayburn Building closed because of a “suspicious package.” Meanwhile, Weiner has scheduled a press conference for 2 pm ET, and I’ll find an embed code to carry it live here.
Suspicious package? Seriously? Was it wrapped in grey briefs?
I think we should hire Palestinians to “throw” rocks at them. They need jobs too. With shovels ready! Congress that is, not bland American males.
We have always known that first one Frank. We are just not sure why you chose such a drab uninspiring alter ego.
BTW is Sarah a Swarthy Mustachioed Syrian man or does buttercup have two mommies?
Praise be to Allah, why have you not been stoned to death yet?
Or make them run to cadence!
They say that in
the ArmyCongress, the pay is mighty fine. They give you a hundred dollars, and take back 99. Oh Lord, I want to go, but they won’t let me go, ho-o-o–ome.Correlation coefficient on Frank’s two Random Thoughts: 0.00001. Excellent, Frank.
Do you want to adopt a cat who likes to watch? Are you hot? Answer the second question first.
I had always figured you for a lesbian transgendered transvestite. Congratulations on doing whatever it takes to get a laugh. Mr. Mephistopheles, Frank J is here and says he ready to sign the contract. Praise be his name.
Congress doesn’t need a gym. If they want exercise, we should make them break rocks every day.
I disagree. We should make members of Congress break rocks every day whether they want exercise or not.
Congress doesn’t need a gym. If they want exercise, we should make them break rocks every day.
No. They should be in the Agoge – they should have to fight each other for their food.
I’d like to see the 52.7% break rocks, too. And since they’ve got rocks for brains, we could just give ’em sticks and let them go at each other.
I’ve always thought you were a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.
How many jarheads remember C.C.P.? Do they still have that in boot?
You might want to check that at Leatherneck’s forums, FormerHostage. It’s a worthy website of your attention.
I think they should replace all the seats in Congress with power-generating stationary bikes.
They while they are there doing nothing, they can work on solving our “Energy Crisis”
Then hire unemplyed folks to whip them if they cycle below 15 mph – yeah, Jobs: saved or created
What self-respecting man isn’t?
Bantah_Fodder at No.13…So let it be written, so let ir be done.
I think the gay girl living in Syria is actually in the White House.
@Bantah_Fodder at No.13: Genius! If they object, we mock them for not being “green” and for hating Gaia.
@Marco: My favorite cadence:
Ain’t no use in look-in’ down,
Ain’t no discharge on the ground. . .
It’s nice being a gay girl and all, but Syria? They do the Homo Stoning there and some of the boys bring the high heat so I’d watch my self “Frank” wink wink…
Weiner has resigned. *Whew* We can now dispense with the weiner jokes and all the other over-sexed stuff. Of course, there will always be a few… ^^^^
Too bad. I was looking forward to another year and a half of Weiner jokes.
I am sure Weiner will be the next, “Up and Coming” host on CNN – hehe
@Jimmy: I’d just like to point out that correlation does not imply causation. That is to say; we don’t know what causes Frank.
I’m not sure I’m in favor of making them break rocks. They’re all a bunch of lazy bums. It’d be hard on the minders having to whip them constantly. I’d vote for having them chased around the House and Senate floors by hungry tigers, or perhaps by the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall.
“It’s time to admit the truth: I’m not a bland American male, but really a gay girl living in Syria.”
So then, out of all the photos you could have stolen from Facebook, you chose that one? Umm…okay.
Isn’t Syria a wine? 🙂
Wiener resigned? I guess we won’t have a Weiner to beat on anymore. Was his announcement long or brief? Was his wife there? He couldn’t expect her to be there is she didn’t want to be because that’s something you just can’t force kin to do.
Burma, you are, of course, completely correct. But I use his randomness as a sign of blogging health. When supposedly random topics are too connected, I get worried he might be changing too many diapers, or some such thing.
I just listened to Weiner’s resignation speech on the radio. He didn’t provide a very satisfying climax to this affair.
“It’s time to admit the truth: I’m not a bland American male, but really a gay girl living in Syria.”
That makes me glad I AM a bland American male.
So syrian homosexual women aren’t obese and ugly like the ones in hollywood?
That would be because he’s full of it, DamnCat.
Damn.
Ok, full of what?
Himself?
Damn.
Ok, Crap!
This from Hot Air:
Suspicious package? Seriously? Was it wrapped in grey briefs?