I hear Al Gore is going to eat his weight in fried shrimp to protest inaction on climate change.
David Duchovny’s role in Twin Peaks was unexpected.
“We’re now over Saudi Arabia, and you’ll notice the captain has turned the ‘no Jew’ light on.”
If Delta airlines bans blacks too, they could remarket themselves as a flying country club.
So we’re up to 41 right to carry states? When will the rest give in to inevitability? Or liberty?
FIRST!!
Okay, so I had no other thoughts. I have a delta flight in an hour so….
Hmm, we’re doing pretty well in the freedom category. We’ve only got one state that has no law providing for the means to carry. Others might make it tough, but only Illinois outright bans it. It’s like the Matrix, inevitability is on the side of the good guys, like Agent Smith! Oh wait…
Also, it seems that there is a lot of Jew hating these days…can’t castrate kids in SF, can’t fly on Delta, can’t bbq a pig in their back yard. What’s the world coming to?!?
Oh no, someone posted a ‘first’ on your blog?111? And the spam filter didn’t catch it? NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!
😀
The US Fish and Wildlife Service announced today that American shrimp stocks have been dangerously depleted.
castrate?
Egads, man!
*** GUESS AL GORE’S WEIGHT IN SHRIMP – CONTEST !!!! ***
The winner wins… wait for it…
be patient… it’s coming…
…wait a little more… keep waiting…
A COMPOST HEAP FROM JIMMY’S GARDEN!! (WOO HOO!!)
(You can’t actually use “pounds” – OK? – so like saying 320 lbs. is just wrong.)
A winning example (but you can’t use it!):
* A barrel of bilge sludge (standard US barrel = 42 gallons, 1 gal. sludge ~ 8 lbs. You do the math!)
(Try to keep your entries technical, okay? Just saying things like “A pickup truck full of Tennessee mud” doesn’t cut it unless you quantify it somehow! Extra points for working-in “Global Warming” somehow.)
What about unconcealed carry? That’s OK everywhere right? The right to bear arms shall not be infringed etc.
I can’t own a gun, because there is one day in every 28 that my wife would use it to murder me. I tend to keep the kitchen knives locked up around then too.
Delta?
Carrot Top is right:
Don’t
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive
Hey-oh: We misremembered to celebrate the capture and enjailing of that serial killer mobster Whitey Bulger. Fun facts about Whitey:
– His nickname is “Whitey.”
– Had his own personal FBI agent named Zip Connolly. Really.
– A personal FBI agent can help the career of an aspiring Irish mobster.
– Zip’s antics didn’t go over well with the FBI once uncovered.
– Has a brother named Billy who was President of the Mass. Senate.
– Billy is the “honest” Bulger and denies ever knowing anything about his brother.
– Billy denied knowledge of his brother’s whereabouts by pleading the 5th.
– His courtroom antics earned him a move from the Senate to President of UMass.
– This move netted Billy a $360,000/yr salary, massive expense budget and $90,000/yr consulting gig for his unskilled wife.
– This was a hard job, so Billy retired a few years later to claim a $200,000/yr pension.
– Back to Whitey.
– Some in Southie say he’s just a good ol’ boy.
– Burmashave says that his buddy Meeks was dating a woman and then had a secret affair with the woman’s 18 year old daughter. Mom was not happy at all when she made this discovery. Fearing some sort of legal snafu, Whitey and Meeks killed the mother, dragged her to a basement in Southie, cut off all her fingers and pulled every one of the woman’s (former Meeks girlfriend and mom of current girlfriend) teeth with pliers before burying her in a temporary shallow grave.
– According to Meeks, this effort was occasioned with some amount of levity.
Rot in prison, you geezer, and good on the FBI for nailing him.
Delta, no shoes, no shirts, yes Jews…No service.
Delta should rename itself United Nations Airlines: no Jews , dislike of American soldiers, and bad results.
The 41 should form there own country and then take over the rest with the guns they have then all will fine.
David Duchovny is still alive i thought he died with the X-files
Lets ban Al Gore from talking or breathing that is all the action we need on climate change.
Yo MH, don’t worry about Al Gore, I’ll take care of him…ManBearPig, lurking in da bushes, California.