Frank started it.
Really. Of course, on his blog, he can say whatever he wants. But really: “watch … as Boise State whups Georgia!”
Yeah, how’d that work last time? Not too good!
And this year, Georgia will win again, despite the fact Boise State is favored. Can you believe that? Just because Georgia is coming off a 7-loss season.
And lost 10 players to academics or the state penal system or something.
And Georgia having no backfield except a true freshman from a class AA (2nd smallest out of 5 classifications) school.
Why don’t these things matter? Because, unlike several of his high school teammates, that running back has yet to be arrested.
And, because Georgia will be wearing some Nike uniforms that are teh ghey. Plus, if they end up competing on Light Cycles, Georgia has the uniform for that.
Plus, there’s the pressure factor. If Georgia doesn’t win, there will be an uprising among the fans for the school to fire their Fashion Designer.
Hmmm. I’m thinking I’m not doing too good when it comes to talking smack.
Maybe if Georgia gave me some ammunition…
I’m staying out of this fight, Basil. My teams are the Seattle Phony Seabirds and the University of Washington Husky Dawgs (Mush!). I don’t ever “expect” them to win. Hell, they’re lucky they’re playing.
Georgia is just another over-hyped team for the SEC. But as a student at BSU, i’m entitled to say GO BOISE STATE!!! GONNA PUT A LEASH ON THOSE LIL PUPS!!!
As a Va. Tech fan I will admit their schedule is the equivalent of playing 11 AA Georgia high school teams this year. The only way they could be even more likely to finish unbeaten is to trade the Duke game for your Georgia Bulldogs. That being said, never, ever borrow your uniforms and your backfield from the Village People and open your season against anyone unless it’s on American Idol. Or Glee. Or the Nancy Boys from Boise.
I’m finally back online no thanks to a week-long hurricane sammich. So…how’s it hanging? To the left? Always, always, always to the left? Right handers Unite!
But…keep your distance.
35-21.
*sigh*
A whole thread just to talk about how awesome Boise St. looked tonight? Sign me up.
However, out of respect for Basil, I will refrain from making disparaging comments about Georgia. (It’s easy to be gracious when your team wins.)
However, I do have to say, Georgia had the gayest football uniforms I’ve ever seen. Boise St’s uniforms looked pretty retarded too, and Oregon’s uniforms must have been designed by a color-blind monkey. And I heard that for next week’s Michigan/Notre Dame game, Michigan will be replacing their most awesome helmets ever with some other crappy helmet design. It’s like the entire college football world has been taken over by gay equipment managers. I don’t know what the world is coming to.
I went to a college in the city whose football team actually played on a small suburban campus that I never visited. The vast majority of grads came from the Manhattan campus, but homecoming had to be in Westchester. Most students, when told about the big football game coming up, said, “We have a football team?”
So at least enjoy being TV-worthy, ugly uniforms or not.
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Stunned silence? Awe? Basil has been rendered speechless by the wonderment of the Maryland Terrapins new helmets. Such a combination of color and geometric form has not been achieved since he bought that last four pack of bikini briefs from WalMart.
Ya’ll are way too interested in men in tights…Ghey!!