Does Egypt have oil or is their main export pyramids?
As political humorist, I am very excited for Newt Gingrich’s surge in the polls.
I really do make a decent amount of money making fun of Obama. I probably should be rooting for a second term.
Prediction: GOP will chicken out and nominate Romney, the safe choice. In October 2012, a hobo graveyard will be found in his backyard.
“She’s a witch, she is. Turned our presidential candidate into a Newt!”
When we disapprove of another country in America, we don’t burn their flag… though occasionally we burn their country.
“If you go with my proposal, we could have our instrument in 90% of all children’s alphabet books.” -man proposing name for xylophone
It starting to seem like the normal unemployment statistic we all use conceals more than it reveals these days.
“It starting to seem like the normal unemployment statistic we all use conceals more than it reveals these days.” — just remember, as the horse-slaughter dealie taught us, not only does feeding the American people a bunch of baloney get bipartisan support these days, look at what they want to put in that baloney(!)
How many last names do you know that have two “G’s” in them? Huh? That’s what I thought.
If you move the ‘n,’ you have “GI Grinch.” That could be enough to disqualify him right there.
If you don’t move the ‘n,’ you have Gin and Grich. ‘Grich’ does not sound good.
Plus, do you really want a President whose first name is Newt? And what about his Eye?
The fact that his first name is actually ‘Newton’ is preposterous. Sir Issac would not approve.
Eye of Newt. Don’t look at it! It’s probably poisonous.
@Jimmy
Gingrich is Almost Genghis and Genghis is Kahn
Newt is (was) a cute murderous polar bear..
He could change it to Wolverine the Hun and it would mean approximately the same thing.
Newt Gingrich might just have the most awesome political name since Dick Cheney.
@Jimmy: I had “a friend” who had the Grich. Not only does it sound bad, but also the pain, itch and swelling were excruciating.
As for Egyptian exports, one has to be wary. The Brits did a fine job of exporting all of Egypt’s national treasures, and then guess what? Egypt wanted them all back!
A deal is a deal, says I. I just hope they don’t ask us to give them their oil back.
A big criticism of Newton Gingrich is his inability to organize things as an administrator. I wonder if that’s okay for our next President? I mean, can you imagine the Oval Office with stacks and stacks of disorganized folders all over the place? There’s Newt behind the desk in the wee hours of the morning with his reading glasses on trying to figure out how to save our country from being flushed down the socialist sewer of history…
One good thing about him… I think he’d tell the media they’re full of sh!t every damned day. I like that – especially now that Cain isn’t going to make it.
I’m not sure what Egypt’s current leading export is, but given how the elections are turning out over there, I know what it will be soon.
Tolerance and peace, of course.
Next is mostly a good name, mostly
FrankJ:
“GOP will chicken out and nominate Romney, the safe choice.”
But you can stop this FrankJ! Urge your dozens of fans to support Newt. He is a REAL republican. You know you want him as your standard bearer.
Don’t worry about his chances in the general election. As the general public reaquaints itself with Newt, they will embrace him.
How could they not?
-He is humble and good looking!
-He is a family man! (So much so, he has had three families)
-He has no ties to special interests!
-He never says crazy or outlandish things!
-He helped bring down communism! (well, according to him)
-He is a professor of history!
No one is going to find it weird that he married his high-school geometry teacher. Or will be turned off by all the negative stories about him, like him saying about his first wife “”She’s not pretty enough to be the President’s wife. And besides, she has cancer.” Such stories just make him seem more human.
He is your dream candidate. Get on the bandwagon now, while there is still room!
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwt!
I just had a random thought! No wait that was gas.
Phew! That was you plenyobailouts? I thought that was MFL. What have you been eating? Bailouts, I imagine.
As I see it we are in a win-win situation here. If Obama wins, then Frank wins and we get to foment an even more passionate love of liberty for the next 4 years. And, assuming the US still exists at that point, big positive changes are coming! Look on the bright side, fellas! Reality is on our side!
“It starting to seem like the normal unemployment statistic we all use conceals more than it reveals these days.”
Perhaps it has something to do with not counting those people who are out of work for so long that they no longer can receive unemployment among the unemployed. That started in 2009. Why then, I wonder.
I think Monkey Face Liberal is an actor pretending to be a Liberal. The problem is, he’s having trouble keeping it up!
Hobo graveyard? Dude, that’s not a bug, that’s a feature.
Prediction: GOP will chicken out and nominate Romney, the safe choice. In October 2012, a hobo graveyard will be found in his backyard.
and even this will not be enough to overcome the people’s loathing of The Zero and Romney will be a good Compassionate Conservative and we will have the doubling of the government as designed by the democrats and everything will get worse and the democrats who designed it will blame the Romney and he will be defeated by an even wackier lunatic in four years, when we will again be told that we must reach out to the moonbats or we will “lose”.
Where was there a win to be had?
Herman Cain is having a serious talk with his wife.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if it went something like this?
Xylophone. Somebody somewhere, prolly the creator of it, had to come up with the name and how it’s spelled. So what mind ripping drug was that person on when they decided on the name? Forget the Xylo part for now. How about the -phone part? Okay, saxophone. I guess back in the 19th century anything that could be used as an alternative ear piece for deaf ol’ grandpa was considered to be in the phone (phonic) category.
But we’re talking about wooden or metal bars here. Hit with mallets. By gay people. So I don’t see the connect.
As for Xylo, I guess it was an early venture by Bayer that failed to put them on the map. But they did enjoy brief success with their bottled Heroin.
So I guess the inventor of the Xylophone was actually a test monkey owned by Bayer.