All the books and columns I’m getting paid to write are really getting in the way of my novel writing. #humblebrag
Inconsiderate coworker only has banana Laffy Taffy in his candy jar.
I get to tell my child I was for gun rights before it was a majority held opinion.
Since the left took the terms “liberal” and “progressive”, what do we call people who have new ideas?
Why would I want to see a 3D movie? I use my depth perception all day long and I watch movies to relax.
Jeans aren’t very warm pants but I don’t know what other types of pants there are.
The sign in front of Corzine say “The Honorable Jon Corzine”? That’s a little too sarcastic.
I don’t know why all the people who don’t watch Community don’t just trust those of us who do and watch it until they love it.
I don’t get opera singing; it sounds weird and unnatural to me. I put it in the same category as rap music.
I’ve now gotten an Ultimate Badge from Google News for reading articles about video games. That’s how concerned I am for current events.
I hope to keep that my niche: I don’t write smart opinion, I write original opinions.
I like to think that of all the political columnists, I’m the best at Legend of Zelda.
Obama has been compared to Spock, but he’s more like GlaDOS. Acts cold and aloof, but is childish when angered. Promises cake we’ll never see.
I find zoo animals to be so depressing. Such rampant illiteracy.
“Since the left took the terms “liberal” and “progressive”, what do we call people who have new ideas?”
Witches?
Educated people? Nah.
Geniuses? Nah.
Innovators? Sounds like a Transformer.
Smart people. Too Dem.
I dunno.
Obviously they should be called Raving Lunatics
I think what we call people with new ideas would depend on the quality of those ideas. If its a good idea, we call them smart. If they’re bad ideas, we usually call them Democrats
I’d compare him to that little satellite that floated around the Enterprise. It annoyed everyone, made absolutely no sense whatsoever, and ultimately attempted to destroy the Enterpise.
Unlike the Enterprise, we’ve got no crafty Capt. Kirk — or even a Cap’n Crunch — to save us, so unlike the Enterprise, we’re pretty well screwed.
Jeans aren’t very warm pants but I don’t know what other types of pants there are.
Smarty-pants, of course.
What if we had an historian as President? Would that mean we’d be doomed to not repeat history?
The only kind of pants *I* know are camo.
In the interest of fairness, I feel I must redirect a previous rant about the reconnaissance drone that the Chicoms will soon possess. Defense officials urged Obama to authorize a mission to recover or destroy it. Unfortunately for the US, the briefing went like this:
Defense aid: Mr. President, we have three solid options to protect critical defense technology.
Obama: Where the heck did my testicles go? I think they rolled under the desk. I think I’ll have a look down there.
There are the Jeans that are lined with flannel I use them for hunting (I live in Wyoming).
> I don’t get opera singing; it sounds weird and unnatural to me. I put it in the same category as rap music.
Somehow, I don’t think “It ain’t over until the Fat Rapper busts a cap in yo’ ass” will ever catch on.
Since the left took the terms “liberal” and “progressive”, what do we call people who have new ideas?
Heretics.
Everyone who lives in Alaska knows there are Carhartt pants…tougher than jeans…warmer then jeans.
…And they make jackets too.
And anyone who watches our President is quite familiar with golf pants.
“Since the left took the terms “liberal” and “progressive”, what do we call people who have new ideas?”
Better question: What do we call a liberal or progressive when they have a good idea?
Answer: We’ll never know.