Finished the intro to my new book on how to solve America’s problems. It ended up being a little more insane than I thought it would be.
Part of what’s so hard about writing a book is how long I have to wait to share it with everyone.
I often forget my daughter’s first name. But that’s because we never use it. When she has the middlename “Buttercup”, who cares about the first name?
So, we were all aware that there is a brain eating amoeba that lives in tap water and is just waiting to get in through our noses?
Oh. It’s not technically an “amoeba”. I guess that’s okay then.
You must be crazy if you didn’t think something you wrote would be insane.
“Finished the intro to my new book on how to solve America’s problems. It ended up being a little more insane than I thought it would be.” Then your plan won’t work and needs to go back to the drawing board. Given what I know about you, you might be able to come up with a workable plan for solving the U.S.’s woes — but only if it’s a *lot* more insane than you think it would be. Try channeling some Ronulans (at least, on domestic policy).
Random thought: You ever get the feeling that the Mainstream Jackal Media (Henceforth known as MJM) is vetting every Republican frontrunner except Romney because they want Romney as a nominee so they can release the crap they know about Romney once he’s in the general?
you often forget your daughter’s first name? i think it is peanut. peanut buttercup …yeah, that sounds right
Re: JW:
And don’t let her date any boy named “Reese” …
You finish the pun.
Is it a zombie-ifying kind of amoeba? Or does it turn its victims into Ron Paul supporters? Or culd we tell?
Here’s what I learned about amoebas in high school biology: You can torture an amoeba under a microscope by moving the slide around as it scurries away from the hot light below. Mebbe scientists could use this technique to save us from the Brain Eaters.
I didn’t learn how to spell “amoeba,” and that’s a sad commentary on primary ed in the US.
Didn’t learn how to spell “could” either.
Well, this next book of yours had better cost more than $1.99 this time. You can’t fix
America’syour insane problems for that small amount.“Crazy problems call for crazy solutions.”
– Ron Paul –
Burma, that pun needs no finishing. I would never let my daughter date any boy named Reese, Colt, Brantley, Tucker, etc.
Marko – what about Sue?
“Finished the intro to my new book on how to solve America’s problems. It ended up being a little more insane than I thought it would be.”
FRANK J !!1!!!1!!!!!!!
Only if he behaves like Johnny Cash, cat.
@MarkoMancuso: You mean heavy drinking, drug addiction, and setting fire to endangered California condors? Or just the baritone singing part?
The latter is a definite yes. The former is a yes so long as he ends up writing a book about the Apostle Paul and singing Hurt.