Probably Just Me

[pic via IMAO reader Laurie]

Has anyone else noticed that Michelle Obama’s eyebrows run at opposite angles to her brow ridges, making it look like she has two x’s above her eyes?

It’s like Beaker was on vacation and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew had a bad accident with her at Muppet Labs.

By the way, from now on, you’ll be helpless to keep from noticing Michelle’s XX problem in every picture you see of her. Sorry about that.

Bonus question: what was originally in the background before they the White House web-nerds photoshopped in the out-of-focus stockings and Christmas tree?

24 Comments

  1. @Basil – she gets angry when people call her an angry black woman.

    You won’t like her when she’s angry.

    BTW: Shouldn’t she claim that people “paint” her as an angry African-American woman? RACIST!!!11!!!

  2. “By the way, from now on, you’ll be helpless to keep from noticing Michelle’s XX problem in every picture you see of her. Sorry about that.”

    No problem. Whenever I see a picture of Michelle, I look away as quickly as possible to keep the ugly from burning my eyes out of thier sockets.

  3. The blurring affect is done not with photo shop but with a low F-stop lens. Probably an 85mm 1.4. The low f stop has a shallow field of focus causing everything in front of and behind the focal point to be blurry. You can send your donations for this lesson to me.

  4. 1. I think she is smiling because she is ordering $3million in custom snow to Hawaii.

    2. The eyebrows are x’s because she is drawing them back on. No doubt the original eyebrows were bushy and in the proper location.

    3. If she is angry about being called an angry black woman, how does she feel about being called Moochele?

  5. I think they did the photoshop job to cover up the satanic alter. After all we just aren’t smart like Biden and wouldn’t understand the devil worshipping blood sacrifices being done there.

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