Speaking of R&D (which is the best I can do for a segue), I was grepping about for some technical information and somehow stumbled onto this German Military Skunkworks site (totally safe for work). Have the Gerries uncovered our plans to weaponize dinosaurs? Will Obama address the “goat gap,” and if he does, will we enter the goat race? Can we begin to contemplate thousands of weaponized goats stampeding across the lowlands?
If every American would just buy 1 box of Twinkies and 1 box of Hostess-O’s and mail them to the White House, we would save Hostess and bail out the postal service at the same time. Not to mention increase Michelle’s waistline.
I hope the guvmint doesn’t bail them out.
It’s been so long since a well-known company in this country went through an old-fashioned bankruptcy reorganization that maybe people have forgotten that there IS a system in place to handle this sort of thing without making a big hairy ‘Crisis’ out of it.
There’s a Hostess Bakery in Columbus. I’m thinking of taking off work and helping them haul stuff off.
Would this be a “down Twinkies?”
Let them eat Little Debbie Snack Cakes.
Wait. Doesn’t Hostess make “Suzy Q’s ?”
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
@Rock Thrower: Nutty Bars…mmmmm.
I was randomingly thinking about all the rain we’ve had here. I fear we are entering a period of global wetting.
I told to tell them but they didn’t listen. “Nobody wants tuna pies” they said. Now look where they are.
lmao @DamnCat, that’s funny!
I forecasted this when Hostess sank too much R&D investment into their flagging SnoBalls division. Those things have been a dead-end from Day 1.
Bitterly clinging to my cup cakes and twinkies. From my cold dead hands woman
Speaking of R&D (which is the best I can do for a segue), I was grepping about for some technical information and somehow stumbled onto this German Military Skunkworks site (totally safe for work). Have the Gerries uncovered our plans to weaponize dinosaurs? Will Obama address the “goat gap,” and if he does, will we enter the goat race? Can we begin to contemplate thousands of weaponized goats stampeding across the lowlands?
Well, the good news is you can stockpile a twenty-years’ supply of Twinkies and they won’t go bad.
“Tuna pies” ?
Rejected even by Tuna predators.
Cat scores!
Get your paws off my Twinkie you derned dirty Sasquatch!
This just in: bill clinton seen holding hands with wife as Twinkie withdrawal makes him delirious.
If every American would just buy 1 box of Twinkies and 1 box of Hostess-O’s and mail them to the White House, we would save Hostess and bail out the postal service at the same time. Not to mention increase Michelle’s waistline.
@Obamaaintmymama – and Barry wouldn’t have to wake up the chef every time he gets “the munchies”.
I guess Hostess lost out to Solyndra.
Why is everyone worried? With the shelf life of Twinkies, it will be at least 100 years before we even need to worry about a new supply.
Man, what kind of DingDong is running that place?
I hope the guvmint doesn’t bail them out.
It’s been so long since a well-known company in this country went through an old-fashioned bankruptcy reorganization that maybe people have forgotten that there IS a system in place to handle this sort of thing without making a big hairy ‘Crisis’ out of it.