Uber-commie Hanoi Jane playing the wife of the closest thing this country’s had to a decent President since Andrew Jackson paid off the national debt?
Interesting.
Can’t wait to see what other brilliant casting choices come out of Hollywood:
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* Clint Eastwood as Mahatma Gandhi
* Peter Dinklage as The Incredible Hulk
* Jack Black as Fabio
* Mel Gibson as Golda Meir
* Barack Obama as Andrew Jackson
* Governor Mitt Romney as Candidate Mitt Romney
* Michael Moore as Clint Eastwood
* Arnold Schwarzenegger as King George VI
* Penn Jillette as Teller
* Richard Dawkins as Pope Benedict XVI
* Bullwinkle as Rocky
* Vin Diesel as Don Knotts
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I was going to mention George W. Bush as Hitler, but I’m pretty sure that’s already been done to death.
[High Praise! to zzyzx for the story link]
Well, as they used to say in Hollywood, I hope she “breaks a leg.”
She does look like her…… which must suck for her considering what a babe she was back in her “exercise” video days.
Just shows (as usual) that communist liberals have absolutely no integrity what so ever. Why would Jane Fonda WANT to play Nancy Reagan? I doubt she needs the money so I assume it’s just to piss people off.
I’d suggest Gary Coleman as The Incredible Hulk, but I think he’s dead. How about Roseanne Barr as Twiggy?
Michelle Malkin as Helen Thomas
And don’t ask me how I remember the line from a Cheech & Chong album, but “Now back to our movie, The Jackson 5 story, starring the Osmond Brothers!”
I thank you for the High Praise…I just hope it doesn’t go to my head.
I’d pay to see any of these:
Ted Nugent as Ted Kennedy
Fred Thompson as Jimmy Carter
Paula Poundstone as Octomom
Justin Beiber as John Holmes
Richard Dreyfus as George Zimmerman
Robert Byrd as Strom Thurmond
Michael Serra as Chuck Norris
Michael Vick as Robert Byrd. I sure miss him.
You have to take Byrd seriously as he keeps shouting “barbaric!”, mostly because he was old enough to remember being attacked by actual barbarian hordes.
Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher.
Yeah, he was the Grandpa Simpson of senators.
I hate you so much, Hollywood. Oh, so much.
If you have 3:45 (seems like hours, but minutes) to kill: Robert Byrd Lectures His Colleagues On Timbuktu. The transcript is in one of the top comments.
Michele Obama as Mother Theresa
Alec Baldwin as George W Bush
The chick from Transformers One and Two as Ann Coulter
Hollywood? I remember when they were relevant.
Pee Wee Herman as the Terminator (that’s the Terminator, not the Masturbator!)
Jm J Bullock as Classy Freddy Blassie
RuPaul as Golda Meir
Charlie Sheen as Benjamin Disraeli
Claire Danes as Stephen Hawking
Eddie Murphy as Andy Warhol
Richard Simmons as Charles Atlas
Newt Gingrich as Jimi Hendrix
Dennis Rodman as Squeaky Fromme
The same 4 or 5 people who watch michelle moore movies will see this travesty.
Its hard to joke about the C*** hanoi jane fonda. I wish her a painful and lonely death.
It will be a real stretch for that thing to play a real American like Nancy Reagan.
Any hoo
Herve Villachese as Wilt Chamberlain
eric holder as a crash test dummy. Oh wait.
PoB – Dude, you crossed a line there.
I think you owe an apology to crash test dummies, since very few have ever covered up voting fraud, gun-running, or murder.
Actual dummies. Not the band. They’re not very good and deserve whatever they get.
Tom Arnold as Albert Einstein
Rosie O’Donnell as Rudolf Nureyev
Spike Lee as Walter Winchell
I think the guy that plays the emperor in Star Wars should play Hillary Clinton – they look a lot alike!
Glenn Reynolds duct-taped to Matt Drudge as Harvey.