Santorum has unveiled new plans to take on Spanish-language porn.
As you may have noticed, my blog sucks less lately. That’s because Harvey is posting more.
BREAKING: President Obama has killed George Clooney in a drone strike.
Michelle Obama email assuring us that Barack loves us too seems a bit mockable.
I somehow make stuff up without government funding. #NPR
We have over a trillion deficit, but we totally need to keep subsidizing affluent, white people radio.
My dad said Michelle Malkin was going to be on Letterman Mon. which seemed like an interesting show, but it was Michelle Obama.
Now that I’ve got my new iPad, anytime I use my old iPad 1 I want to vomit.
I’ve given my iPad 1 to Buttercup because that’s what an iPad 1 is now: A STUPID BABY TOY!
“So we’re going to put a vacuum in there.”
“Awesome!”
“But first an ultrasound.”
“Rape!” #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
Not being able to force my employer to buy contraception for me is a ban on contraception. #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
Republicans are trying to control women’s bodies by not using government mandates to get them stuff. #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
Rush calling Fluke a slut is horrible misogyny, but Maher calling Palin the c-word is funny. #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
Republicans hate women. BTW, here’s a whole movie bashing Palin because she freaks us out for some reason. #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
The GOP keeps bringing social issues up by noticing Obama go out of his way to violate freedom of religion. #WarOnGoodFaithArguments
In Metal Gear, half of Snake’s dialogue is repeating what the last person said with a question mark on the end.
Strangely, the more this primary has gone on, the more I like Romney. It feels like the end of 1984.
Finally had to break out a magnifying glass so I could see the pixels on my new iPad.
Random thought: So I am supposed to be impressed by Romney’s dominating in legendary bastions of libertarianism, conservatism, and federalism like, uh, Illinois and Puerto Rico.
Never forget this, Republican Party: I hate you, you stupid idiots, and I have no reason to be loyal to you except that I hate monkey-faced liberals a bit more.
I refuse to accept the blame for this blog sucking less. Can’t we pin it on George W. Bush somehow?
Aw, come on, Mark, it’s not so bad. (Not IMAO; I mean MITT!!one!!!)
James Taranto thinks that the whole Fluke thing was a huge backfire on the Dems, and I tend to agree, although the media is burying every bit of bad Obama news as deep as your average Chicago voter. We may be fat and dumb in this country (as opposed to other countries, where people are just plain dumb) but we do understand a few things about our Constitution.
“My dad said Michelle Malkin was going to be on Letterman…”
Ha! He’s too much of a wimp to have her on his show. She’d be all over him like rice on white.
The Democrat party runs on BS and hypocrisy…
“Santorum has unveiled new plans to take on Spanish-language porn.”
And, Romney has unveiled plans to…umm…well no, I guess he hasn’t unveiled anything but commercials that sling mud at whoever stands in his way of living his dream of being president for no particular reason.
Huh. I think this post summed up the entirety of American political news since the new year. If I’d known it was coming, it would have saved me a lot of time.
To avoid moderation, the proper spelling of ‘pörn’ is ‘pörn.’ Or, one can abbreviate it as ‘pron.”
@ Damn Cat – I saw what you did there…..
BREAKING: President Obama has killed George Clooney in a drone strike.
So Stacy Keibler is once again single? Best news I’ve read all day.
When your blog sucks, you get sad.
When you get sad, the baby cries.
When the baby cries, you play more video games.
When you play more video games, your blog sucks more.
Don’t let your blog suck more. Get Harvey AND Basil back!
I beg the pardon of every Ron Paul supporter I ever maligned or scoffed at with my comments.
I think I’m feeling your pain now.
“I just don’t think fisting should be taught to 3rd graders…”
“You’re a HOMOPHOBE!!!!”
#WarOnGoodFaithArguments