Random Thoughts: “Tell Me Again About the Rabbits, Barack”

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania, is named after the king of Prussia.

I didn’t make that fact up. I looked it up on Wikipedia.

Man, I was 23 when I started blogging. I hate 23 year olds. They’re so stupid about politics.

I still hope to be rich and famous some day, but I’ll settle for just rich. I don’t know how annoying famous could be.

Do you think it would be possible to one day liberate California or is that another Iraq type situation?

So Biden is basically Lenny from Of Mice and Men elected to public office.

I’d think Obama would love a friend who accidentally kills puppies. “Well, no reason to let this dead puppy go to waste…”

How about if the government bails you out of your student loans, you could then be randomly selected to fight to death in the Debt Games.

What is it with conservatives and wanting choices to have consequences?

I really should be part of a think tank. How much do they pay?

Conservatives: “Don’t touch the hot stove!”
Liberals: “How can we use the government to make hot stoves touchable?”

Bring up the “99%” and “1%” nonsense around me and my fist will start occupying some faces.

Romney once saved a dog? So he’s way ahead of Obama on dogs “saved or created.”

I wish Edward Norton was still Hulk. Ruffalo is better suited to getting in a misunderstanding with Reese Witherspoon than threatening aliens.

Edward Norton is just very good at looking wimpy while still being threatening.

18 Comments

  1. No matter how annoying, it’s still better to be rich and famous than poor and not famous. There is no hope for California they’re completely lost to the Dark Side….nothing to see there, better to just move along.

  2. Don’t insult Lenny by comparing Biden to him. Lenny was mentally challenged. What’s Biden’s excuse?

    If Obama had a friend who killed puppies and Obama ate them, why did Obama not give Michael Vick a pardon and then sanction dog fighting so Obama can have his nightly dog on a stick.

  3. My job is moving to California (the company is not moving; most of it is already there) and I have been offered the opportunity to move. From New York. Why can’t I work in a state that’s not a wallet-sucking zombie state?

  4. “Do you think it would be possible to one day liberate California or is that another Iraq type situation?”

    No, without government agencies to take money from others in order to fund their protests and activist groups they wouldn’t be able to continue to hold rallies against tyranny.

  5. Conservatives: “The stove is hot! I warned you!”
    Liberals: “How come you didn’t stop me from touching it?”
    Progressives: “There ought to be a law against hot stoves!”
    Libertarian: “Hot stoves are none on the government’s business!“RON PAUL!!!11!!1!1!ELEVENTY11!!”
    Environmentalist: “Hot stoves are damaging to the environment in ways we don’t see yet and can’t prove so we must act now to outlaw them and mandate solar stoves!”
    Vegetarian: “Hot stoves are MURDER!”
    IMAO: “Nuke the Moon, now that’s a hot stove!”

  6. Real American: Hot stoves cook bacon!!

    Occupant: I did not cook a puppy on that hot stove

    “So Biden is basically Lenny from Of Mice and Men elected to public office.”

    Sling Blade is smarter than biden.

    What does that say about the marxist morons of the easter bloc who kept electing him?

    If frank J was blogging at 23, Did Basil have to drag people into the cave to show off his writing skills?

    While FrankJ is looking forward to running for Presudent, Some of us are looking forward to the senior discount.

  7. Do you think it would be possible to one day liberate California or is that another Iraq type situation?

    Sadly, the host organism has died (shout-out, Ann Coulter). The only question now is how long it will take the parasites to consume the corpse.

  8. @Son of Bob #8: You just don’t get this tolerance thing, do you? Once more: You may only decry things that are repugnant to white Western culture (eating dogs, boinking a corpse, cock fights) when they are done by white Western adult males. When these things are done by anyone else, they must be tolerated and even celebrated as instances of Diversity, which is Desirable in Itself. Also, you may not decry things that historically have been repugnant to white Western culture (homosexual behavior, cr@pping on cop cars, trashing private property to make a point) even if done by white Western adult males, so long as they are sufficiently vocal, organized, and convinced of their inherent right to do what they have done. In fact, you may soon be required legally to support and encourage behavior that formerly was condemned, and to suppress the expression of your religion if it (hatefully) condemns this behavior.

    Got that? You, sharing one last carnal embrace with your (hopefully not yet rigid) dead wife: Disgusting, sick, repugnant. Muslim doing the same: Part of the wonderful rainbow of human experience.

    I don’t want to have to explain this to you again.

  9. I am in California. Please, please liberate us. All is not lost! I know at least a dozen or so of us that would be ever so grateful for liberation! They want all my money!

    On the plus side, I see the ocean every day. If we could somehow fix the whole California state government problem, and maybe push Hollywood into the ocean, I would greatly appreciate it.

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