* So have you ever wondered how Barack Obama wrote a couple memoirs while never once doing anything useful to anyone? Easy: He just made stuff up. Obama admitted that a girlfriend mentioned in Dreams From My Father was actually a “composite” girlfriend. So how much more of his books is just made up? And has anyone actually read these because why are we just finding out the dog-eating and the imaginary girlfriend stuff now?
Fine. I’ll read his book.
Hmm… most of it is about him being a hard-boiled private eye in New Orleans. And then he meets a magical unicorn that only he can see that helps him solve crimes. It’s pretty good, actually.
* On the subject of made up stuff, Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren is apparently a millionth Cherokee and once claimed minority status. I mean, if I said “privileged, white, humorless, feminist liberal”, an exact image of her springs to mind, and yet she tried to pretend she was some sort of discriminated against minority. And now she’s crying sexism that someone would make an issue of this. I think someone has been drinking too much fire water.
Man, does Scott Brown luck out on opponents. I think it’s the liberals have gotten too fat and lazy in Massachusetts since they’re just not used to having any competition. In most other states, liberals would be a little more wary to hide Elizabeth Warren type nonsense.
* Romney is actually trying to hold up being wealthy as something to aspire to instead of something to whine and bitch about. He went to a rich friend’s home and said:
“What a home this is, what grounds these are, the pool, the golf course, you know if a Democrat were here he’d look around and say no one should live like this. Republicans come here and say everyone should live like this, all right. This is a really tribute to America, to entrepreneurship.”
I don’t expect much out of Romney, but Americans have kinda had the hope beat out of them by the Obama years, and it is time we aspire to better things instead of just whining about the others who already obtained it. Obama wants everyone to be happy just barely making it, and America needs a much bolder vision than that. One of us sitting on a pile of riches laughing down at all other countries.
* Apparently there is some weird, low pitched hum emanating from America that only Canadians can hear. This sounds a bit like something from an X-Files episode. If Canadians heads start exploding, we’ll know something is up. As to why our government would want to explode the heads of Canadians, I can’t say. The government does lots of things I don’t understand or care about.
* Wisdom of the Day from Dave Weigel:
Tip for Elizabeth Warren: If Scott Brown’s campaign tries to give you free blankets, SAY NO.
Ix-nay on the Anadian-cay um-hay. We’re in the process of testing. You’ll know when the test is successful.
This president lives in his imagination, and has delusions of adequacy. An imaginary girlfriend makes complete sense for him.
Tip for Elizabeth Warren: If Scott Brown’s campaign tries to give you free blankets, SAY NO: Now THAT”S funny!……….Captain Simeon Ecuyer; Pittsburg, PA
“Man, does Scott Brown luck out on opponents.”
Now Frank, you’re an engineer. So, we must apply Science! to the equation. Since you have to be insane to be a liberal, the chances that his liberal opponent being insane are 100%.
Thanks to the fact that I have only a horrible job and I’m going to be laid off from that, the only reason I have to live right now is to vote against Obama.
Not admitting anything, but if I ever had a composite girlfriend it was at a time in my life where I had never had a girlfriend.
It is likely that is a composite of Bill Ayer’s former girlfriends, as this self absorbed poser would have trouble getting a second date..
Man, Bill Ayers did a terrible job of keeping track of Obama’s girlfriends when he was writing Obama’s memoirs.
Looks like Romney is taking the Jon Lovitz position on wealth accumulation. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/jon-lovitz-sets-the-record-straight-about-his-obama-tax-comments/
Young Obama had an imaginary girlfriend. But his mind was so consumed with thoughts of himself that she left him.
is a composite girlfriend the same as a blow-up doll?
better than michelle, i guess.
A composite girlfriend can be a scary thing, if I combined all my past ones, that’s a crazy bomb big enough to out crazy California.
By the way, this rich guy that Romney was complementing, none other than John Schnatter, founder and CEO of Papa John’s. Time to get Papa John’s for dinner.
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I love the way some are calling Lizzy
BordenWarren “Faux-cahontis”And Taxagawea.
Wow the Romney speech is AWESOME! Why doesn’t he talk like that more often? I would swoon if I heard something like this from his campaign:
Romney walking out of his car elevator through his opulent home, “Look at all this wealth and prosperity, my family worked for generations to accuse such a lifestyle, and if you vote to put conservatives in office, you can do the same for your family. Liberals think there should be a limit to earning and prosperity. If you want to be limited, regardless of how hard you work, vote for Obama. If you want keep everything your own work earns, vote for me.”
Next thing we’ll learn is that Obama actually ate some sort of composite house pet. “Awww, catdoghamster again?”
Composite pet?
Oh God.
Obama ate ThreeDog?
I guess a “three dog night” means something entirely different in some tropical households.
Dreams from my Composite Father: Manufactured Memoirs of the First Prefab President
Les – I think there’s a photoshopped book cover in there just waiting to be let out…
The girlfriend was imaginary…the dog was real.
I get to see at least 10 Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers a day, they tend to be on Priuseseses and are never the only one. And yet, many years ago, 2 white guys decided they were
‘African American’black to get in the fire dept.They aren’t making $350,000 a year now:
wait….Romney really said that? O_O Maybe there is hope after all.
It’s Detroit, of course they can’t hear The Hum.
Cheers
As for the Canadian hum, time for some Bad Science! I actually read somewhere that after the glaciers that formed the Great Lakes melted, and enough of the water ran off, the ground that was compressed under the weight of the ice is now expanding, and the Great Lakes are now MOVING NORTH! And now they are apparently creating a racket.
No, it isn’t on Snopes, and even a Google search left me high and dry, that’s why I call it Bad Science. Still, it is fun to think about.