Cocaine abuse causes ear-enlargement.
I’m worried about air-headed extremists taking over the GOP.
“We need to drastically reduce spending.”
“I’m increasing spending at a lower rate!”
“That’s… not actually helpful.”
What’s the political philosophy where I don’t like nobody touching my stuff? Francis-ism?
When you start assuming things, you make an ass out of you and Ming the Merciless.
I don’t meet a lot of other political writers in Boise. I think it’s technically outside the Beltway.
When you look up “dictionary” in a dictionary, it will PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR WASTING ITS TIME!
Gah! Dropped my iPad and the screen cracked!
Can’t see the crack when it’s on, but it’s perfect screen is no longer perfect. #FirstWorldProblems
No matter how bad your day has been, you can say, “At least I’m not Frank J. who cracked his iPad screen.”
Can’t we finally put an end to this bitter partisanship and have a civil war?
Was at a Mexican restaurant and a game was on the TV. Buttercup saw it and shouted, “Touchdown!” Wrong football.
So what do you say for Memorial Day? “Happy Memorial Day!” doesn’t seem right.
The economy hasn’t been a good argument for the left, but maybe they’ll get more traction out of, “Troops who died aren’t heroes.”
That was fun. Can’t believe Michael Graham stumped me on what I had been writing on; couldn’t remember last two columns for the life of me.
And that was a milestone for me: first time I was invited back to a radio show! That either means I’m getting better or radio is getting more desperate.
“Remember Memorial Day”? That doesn’t seem right either.
I’m worried about air-headed extremists taking over the GOP.
Too late, at least on the airhead part. A little extremism would be refreshing…
Merry Memorial Day is right out.
“Don’t burn the burgers.”
Or if Obama is hosting the BBQ: “Don’t burn the dogs”.
Quote of the day from a NYT article on Obama and his principles, what ever they may be:
“How old are these people?” he asked, according to two officials present. “If they are starting to use children,” he said of Al Qaeda, “we are moving into a whole different phase.”
Where the heck has this guy been for the last 11 years, exactly?
“I don’t meet a lot of othe political writers in Boise. I think it’s technically outside the Beltway.”
you used to be correct. now that Boise State is in the Big East, i’m not as sure as i used to be.
Lockeanism.
As a Northerner and a descendant of three Pennsylvanian Civil War servicemen, one of whom was wounded on Seminary Ridge at Gettysburg on July 1st, 1863, I can say that liberals do not compare to Confederates. Confederates were Americans – and they fought like it.
“What’s the political philosophy where I don’t like nobody touching my stuff? Francis-ism?”
Lighten up, Francis.
“The economy hasn’t been a good argument for the left, but maybe they’ll get more traction out of, “Troops who died aren’t heroes.'”
It’s so sad that so many forget the real reason for Memorial Day: To honor gay MSNBC hosts.
Frank, have you considered a teleprompter to help you avoid a radio brain freeze?
@ Jimmy “have you considered a teleprompter to help you avoid a radio brain freeze?”
He did, but your president told him he didn’t like people touching his stuff.
Random thought: You never see the occupant and Richard Simmons in the same room, even though the occupant now believes in homosexual nuptials.
I heard that one has a growing “kill list”. Apparently people with cracked iPad screens have moved to the top.
When a veteran greets a non-veteran: “TGIF” (Thank God I fought)
When a veteran greets another veteran: (no greeting, just a manly nod)
When a civilian greets a veteran: “Dude!”
When a civilian greets another civilian: “We are not worthy”
When a liberal greets another liberal: “Bible thumping, gun toting, inbred morons.”
When a liberal greets a non-liberal: “I support the troops”
FormerHostage – FTW
What’s the political philosophy where I don’t like nobody touching my stuff? Francis-ism?
Lockandloadism
Boise? Isn’t Clayton Cramer in Boise?