If Obama Designed a Chicken Sandwich

It’s a KFC chicken sandwich. With a slice of cheese on top of the bun.

“The first and only cheese topped bun burger with KFC’s signature Original Recipe chicken patty with rich Garlic Parmesan dressing. Satisfy your craving with KFC’s new Cheese Top Burger!”

Currently only available in the Philippines.

I’m tempted to say it’s a bad idea, but it’s from the same people who invented the Double Down, which uses fried chicken in place of a bun as a bacon-and-cheese delivery mechanism, so maybe they know what they’re doing.

On the other hand, I just can’t shake the picture out of my head of Obama saying to himself. “I like chicken sandwiches, but it needs something. I know! A slice of cheese!” Then he hands the job off to the moron who designed the new Democrat “D” logo.

10 Comments

  1. If the prez designed a chicken sandwich it would use waffles for the buns cheese and mayo and cole slaw on the outside and he would make the rich guys pay for it. He would hit you with a tax penalty if you don’t want to buy one.

  2. Someone else would design the sandwich and hand it to Obama so he could take credit for it. Obama would then try to explain how it worked, but would clearly have no idea what he was talking about. And if you don’t eat it, it’s cause youre a racist!

  3. Who the hell even likes “American processed cheese?”

    Now, you get some real Tillamook Swiss Cheese on there with some real bread and decently-spiced, sauteed chicken topped with Romaine lettuce and some home-grown tomatoes, and you’ve got yourself a SAMMICH!

    Oh, and a side order of potato salad, please. With a good ale. Any questions?

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