[High Praise! to Cmblake6]
A note-perfect parody of the ’70s government-propaganda anti-drug films:
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“But this much is known: once ingested, catnip goes off like an atomic bomb within those 300 million neurons sitting inside a cat’s cerebral cortex.”
Take heed, DamnCat.

Harvey, DamnCat will just look at you with “[disdain]”.
I figure he’s already been there, done that and can’t remember.
If you don’t talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
It all seems like innocent fun until your cat’s up on the roof screaming “I am a golden god!”
All young cats should have early catnip education.
“Just say, Meow.”
@Son of Bob – been there
Anybody touches my nip, I’ll slash ’em!
This is your brain on catnip. Any questions?