No, Seriously: Here’s That Song From Kim Jong Un’s Girlfriend

[High Praise! to Primordial Slack]

People thought I was kidding when I said Kim Jong Un’s girlfriend had a hit song in North Korea called “Excellent Horse-Like Lady.”

Here it is:


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #252,403)

For some reason, it reminds me of an ABBA song, but I can’t quite think of which one.

Anyway, it’s fairly catchy. All it needs is a cameo from Sarah Jessica Parker.

UPDATE: Click here for the lyrics, as well as a video of her other hit song, “She Is a Discharged Soldier”

17 Comments

  1. The problem with ‘horsin’ around’ is that they have a tendency to kick me in the arse.

    BTW, are North Korean women the only ones who dream of being horse-like – or have I missed some important, pshyco-sexual, cultural trend here?

  2. Blah! What an awful song, that could have been at least two and a half minutes shorter. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go listen to “Unchained” by Van Halen to cleanse my palate right now.
    If anyone else needs that, here you go:

  3. Wow! I’m not sure what part aspect I liked best! But I’ll narrow it down to either being:
    * The North Korean Textile-Industry’s “Laverne & Shirley”, and that’s always good…
    * The fact that the music is a direct rip-off of numerous anime theme songs, the names of which I don’t know since I don’t speak or read Japanese…
    * Karaoke!

    Fantastic effort! Really! Considering how backwards their country is and how they must have filmed it on location somewhere (anywhere) not in North Korea.
    Out of 10 stars, I rate it a good solid B minus two stars.

    Forget “Unchained”, as wonderful as that is… I think “wonderful” isn’t really called for here. I’m going to find a copy of “Racer X” by Big Black, to really scrub out the memory of this one for good.

    Ah here we go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVQi6m9N31g – Now don’t go misinterpreting this as an actual endorsement, ya hear?

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