#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “I wanted to help fund the destruction of America in a way that wouldn’t raise red flags.”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “We have to stop that super extremist Romney and his extreme… Man, I’m a tool.”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “I hear this is the only way to avoid the harsh ‘Not Donating to Obama’ tax.”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “We have to help; there’s just no way someone with his lack of experience could find another job in this economy.”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “The Supreme Court says this is a donation, but I say it’s a punishment.”
If we take more money from wealthy Americans, this will cause more jobs because of _______.
Really old English looks like LOLcats speak – everything is misspelled for no reason.
Tax Increase Proposal: People who argue the 90s boom was because of the higher taxes should be taxed at 100%. Get the money away from them before they hurt it.
I don’t know what dark blue dress socks are for other than to make me feel colorblind when I’m looking for black dress socks.
That’s because cats invented the English language. And, in point of fact, it is humans who have applied arbitrary, capricious, and inflexible standards of spelling for no reeson.
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “What do you mean you don’t take foodstamps?”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser We are NALILING Romney on outsourcing! I’m so glad Clooney hosted this Paris fundraiser so we can keep it going.
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “One of the bennies is that if I think my maid is pilfering things, I call Napolitano and have her deported.”
I don’t know what dark blue dress socks are for other than to make me feel colorblind when I’m looking for black dress socks.
The curse of the dark blue socks is that under the glare of office lighting they turn from possibly black to definitely blue. Call me lazy, but putting them under a bright light and matching them to Pantone strips every morning is just too much trouble, and so, dark blue socks no longer grace my sock drawer.
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “Imagine being stupid enough to listen to Rush Limbaugh or watch FauxNews…I’ve never done either, but I know they’re hateful and evil.
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “Do you need another drink? Just ask that General over there; that’s what they’re here for.”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “Why won’t they give Obama money? Everyone should be forced to donate their fair share!”
#OverheardAtObamaFundraiser “If that meal cost $40,000 going in, it’s gotta be worth at least $400 going out, am I right?”