So I didn’t think it was that bad me being gone for like three weeks. Harvey, Basil, Keln, and Mr. Right seemed to have done a great job keeping the blog lively while I only stopped in from time to time to plug my book (BTW, buy my book
A) I missed Frank so much, I stopped reading all those week.
B) Frank was gone?
C) I liked it better when Frank was gone. In fact, I might stop reading IMAO now that he’s back.
D) Because of my sever abandonment issues, I don’t think I’ll ever be right again even though Frank is back.
E) I thought that Harvey was Frank.
F) I just came here to buy some handles. Am I at the wrong site?
G) I don’t even know why Harvey let’s Frank blog anymore.
H) I missed the question, but I just want to say how great Frank’s new book
Thanks for your feedback!
Answer:
D) Because of my sever abandonment issues, I don’t think I’ll ever be right again even though Frank is back.
I had to abandon my severed while you were gone. It’s your fault!
(Now, don’t you go fixing that typo!)
H – and buy it twice if you are in Chicago!
B
And who names their kid “Frank” anymore, anyway?
Welcome back Frank. I hope someone bought your book by now.
I guess I choose E. I have always thought Harvey is the alternate identity you use so that your wife doesn’t realize how much time you waste on this site.
Lately around here, there are so many threads that it is like drinking from the fire hose to keep up with everything. It was just a little bit less Flemmy the last 3 weeks.
Who’s Frank?
I) Harvey’s posts didn’t have enough typos. Fire him.
Oh crap I didn’t know there was going to be a test.
Ummm (looking over hwuu’s shoulder)
Welcome back Hank, I hope someone thought your hook by now. I guess I choose H. I always thought Barney is the alienating identity you use so your life doesn’t realize how much time you taste on this lite. (Is this about beer?)
Lately around here, there are so meany breads that it’s is like dunking from the dire prose to keep up with everything. It was just a little less Femmy the last 3 weeks.
Phew I think that’ll get me a least a c minus.
(Look at me I’m Obama at Harvard)
I) can’t decide between
J) Frank Fleming,
M) C. Escher, or
R) Lee Ermey
Oh, my.
X. “Less Flemmy. Tastes great!”
Because you were only a shadow here we have to suffer six more weeks of Obama. Thanks a lot, pal.
Present
I just come here to look at the t-shirt girls.
You’re a sick cat. Stick to your own species, tuna lover.
F.
I need a hande for my kitchen cabinet.
I’m debating my choice… it’s between:
D) Because of my sever abandonment issues, I don’t think I’ll ever be right again even though Frank is back.
and:
G) I don’t even know why Harvey let’s Frank blog anymore.
because I’m considering NEVER RETURNING until Frank learns to spell and check grammar.
HMMPH!
“E) I thought that Harvey was Frank”….Until I realized he never once mentioned buying his book. That was a dead give-away.
Apparently CTCompromise failed to buy Harvey’s book.
I believe that calls for shunning.
DamnCat – Shunning seems kinda drastic. We’ll just fine him 1 pound of bacon and put him on double-secret probation.
I missed Frank so much, but I have reconciled myself to the fact that grooming such a magnificent brow just takes time and a lot of love from a very tiny comb.
Harvey’s magic beard is so warm and fuzzy, but this eyebrow shaped hole in my heart needed Frank’s eyebrows to use as a plug. Metaphorically, of course.
I hope that answers your question, Frank.
E
E) I thought that Harvey was Frank.
Who’s Harvey?
I did what I always do when I miss Frank too much… I reread the “Sack of Hammers” article, which enabled me to face the world and carry on.
(sniff) Thanks, Frank!
Who’s Frank? What book? And what does “let’s Frank blog anymore” mean?
Something like (A). I kept reading, but when Keln had that horrible piece about the Arabs needing more radiation, I REALLY felt like Frank is necessary to keep the nukes safely pointed at the moon or somesuch and to keep this site funny rather than looney.
@17 DamnCat
@18 Harvey
For the record: I DID INDEED buy Harvey’s book !!!!!! I just meant that since he wasn’t hawking it in the middle of every paragraph, I knew he couldn’t really be Frank J.s alter-ego ! So I plead “not guilty” and refuse to pay the fine….Keep your hands off my bacon !
hmm…. can I vote both E & G?