…he’ll be on an American Express card commercial. “Hi! Do you know me? I used to be a famous.” Commercial will be pulled when people notice the performer has a very poor credit record.
…Lassie will find him trapped in a well but somehow get eaten before alerting the proper government funded rescuers. Tune in next week when Obama appears as the new town mayor who ran promising to raise the well tax and eliminate leash laws.
. . . Obama and Jaleel White will appear on David Letterman where Jaleel will tell Obama, “Dude, Family Matters was last century. Stop it with the impersonation, will ya?”
. . . Trying to redeem himself, Obama will appear on Glee where he and the cast will sing “We Built This City”.
. . . Obama will play Ebeneezer Scrooge in an updated musical version of A Christmas Carol. In Christmas Future, the song “Thank you very much” will instead be sung by Obama himself, changed to “Tax you very much.”
Meets his alternate reality self. Who wear the pelt of Osama bin Laden as a jacket and wields a great tax cutting axe given to him by the gods. Also alternate reality Obama doesn’t eat dogs.
Obama will play Dr. Frankenfurter in an updated version of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Enjoy new lyrics to Time Warp: “It’s just a jump to the Left. No step to the Right. Put your hands on your hips, hold your nose up tight. But it’s the stimulus, that really drives you insane. Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again!”
“Barack Obama, come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Price Is Right!” Unfortunately, Obama never leaves Contestants’ Row because he always overbids.
…, this week’s epidode of “Two and a Half Men” will be entitled “Two and Three-Quarters Men”.
… shares some of his favorite dog recipes with Rachel Ray.
…..he will do his Trayvons’ Dad impersonation.
Obama has to explain Biden’s latest gaffe involving his use of the phrase “the Clinton bump”.
…he’ll be on an American Express card commercial. “Hi! Do you know me? I used to be a famous.” Commercial will be pulled when people notice the performer has a very poor credit record.
…and he will participate in a live hot dog eating contest. After the contest starts, he will ask, “hey, I thought we were eating dogs?”
…You’ll see him on RiffTrax where Mike and the boys will comment on his latest speech.
…will be on Ellen so he can dance Gangnam Style but when he gets home he will catch it from Michelle for not “doing the Dougie.”
He will be a a judge on Iron Chef America; in his honor the secret ingredient will be (say it with me) dog!
…will appear with the “Obama Phone” lady to present her with a rhinestone bedazzled cover for her phone.
…Lassie will find him trapped in a well but somehow get eaten before alerting the proper government funded rescuers. Tune in next week when Obama appears as the new town mayor who ran promising to raise the well tax and eliminate leash laws.
Why don’t you take a seat. Go ahead and take a seat right over. ( Vouching for Harry Reid on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen)
Correction *** Take a seat right over there. ***
Caesar Milan’s new show about training presidents.
Obama listens attentively, as he smells dogs on Caesar, thinking he’ll be rewarded with a treat.
. . . Obama and Jaleel White will appear on David Letterman where Jaleel will tell Obama, “Dude, Family Matters was last century. Stop it with the impersonation, will ya?”
. . . Trying to redeem himself, Obama will appear on Glee where he and the cast will sing “We Built This City”.
. . . Obama will play Ebeneezer Scrooge in an updated musical version of A Christmas Carol. In Christmas Future, the song “Thank you very much” will instead be sung by Obama himself, changed to “Tax you very much.”
Meets his alternate reality self. Who wear the pelt of Osama bin Laden as a jacket and wields a great tax cutting axe given to him by the gods. Also alternate reality Obama doesn’t eat dogs.
…a scarecrow with a grey scale image of his face hastily taped to its head will be placed in the empty chair.
For Obama’s next TV appearance…viewers on every other channel will be treated to a re-run of the Packers – Sea Hawks game.
For Obama’s next TV appearance…They will take away joey’s yo-yo, so he doesn’t distract the tele-prompter.
For Obama’s next TV appearance…The re-release of gili will be sold out.
… apologizes, and begs for mercy.
…he’ll be on a “very special” episode of Jersey Shore.
…they will vote to keep him on the island. …Not on “Survivor” but on “Lost”.
…he’ll DO something about Chris Mathews tingle…NTTAWWT.
…he’ll try to tell us that the last four years were just a dream.
…he’s putting Joe on his lap and stealing all of Jeff Dunham’s act.
…he’ll tell Bob the Builder “You didn’t build that!”
…he’ll “accidentally” have a wardrobe malfunction.
…he’ll pick Charlie Weaver for the block.
(I just want to see how many people get that reference)
Obama will play Dr. Frankenfurter in an updated version of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Enjoy new lyrics to Time Warp: “It’s just a jump to the Left. No step to the Right. Put your hands on your hips, hold your nose up tight. But it’s the stimulus, that really drives you insane. Let’s do the Time Warp again! Let’s do the Time Warp again!”
…Paul Lynde for the win Peter.
will be on “dancing with the stars” with his partner, mahmoud imadinnerjacket.
“Barack Obama, come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Price Is Right!” Unfortunately, Obama never leaves Contestants’ Row because he always overbids.
he is going to explain how he is trying to give the free phones to the entire country
…he’ll be dropping in on the folks at the shopping channel and appearing in Public Service Announcements.
…Katie Couric watches America undergo the proceedure.
…NCIS agents help him search for a clue, then later begin a search for his body that somehow went missing when Ziva David met him one second earlier.
Scooby Doo will finally learn what happened to Scrappy.
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