The debates are coming up soon, so now comes the lowering expectations game. According to one of Obama’s press secretary’s, he hasn’t been able to prepare much for the debates because of “the constraints of governing.” I wish the reporters would have followed up and asked exactly what is this “governing” that Obama has been doing.
“Oh, you know, he gets up early. Goes to his desk, looks at some papers… and then governs. Sometimes he uses his computer to govern — you can do some governing online. But basically he just gets all his stuff together and… um… governs the hell out of it. Just busy all day governing. We’re often like, ‘Obama! Take a break! You’ll wear yourself out with all this governing!’ But he’s a governing machine. Just constant governing. He’s just always there with a pen in hand — using that pen to govern in some fashion. Sign things maybe. So, no debate prep, because all of that massive governing.”
Busy, busy guy. No wonder with all that governing he has no time for minor things like debate prep or protecting an embassy.
Plus he puts in countless hours protecting Beyonce and Puff Daddy from wayward champagne corks and, ummmm, well that’s enough for the first four years.
Just think about how many golf courses he has personally searched for terrorists.
“Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night’s rest, I missed you.” Gov. Petomane, Blazing Saddles
So busy governing that he doesn’t have time to meet with an ally whose country is the key to stability of the Middle East.
…someone should tell him he’s not a governor, but a President – his job isn’t to govern, it’s to set directions for Federal policies and represent the U.S. in foreign matters. If Obama really feels that it’s his job to “govern” than he really HAS learned nothing after 4 years of on-the-job training.
At least there’s free cell phones for people that don’t have jobs.
Now come all y’all. We know how busy the occupant is. Why just look at his secretary’s schedule tomorrow :
~6:30, wake up mesiah and throw meat to spouse
~7:30, tell occupant he will miss his tee time if he does not get up. Throw small fat child to spouse
~9:00, remind occupant there was an intelligenge briefing this morning, congradulate occupant on terrific putt. Turn away so he can record the mulligan
11:00 Kobe beef at the Brown Derby, mention diplomat so that the trip is official business
2:00 Fundraiser with george soros.
4:30 Dinner with spouse on Fishermans Wharf, occupant will have crabs, throw fat child to spouse
9:30 play fetch with joey
10:30 tuck occupant in and read bed time story.
10:45 auto sign actual work needing to be done by occupant
3:00 turn off phones so as to not disturb the occupant.
Dude’s got stuff to do – that choom isn’t going to smoke itself!
Guvar-neng: The Indonesian word for “eating a dog”.
He is governoring the economy like the governor on an automobile, making sure it doesn’t pick up speed.
Yeah, that governing is time consuming! Golf, The View, golf, Letterman, golf, partying with Beyonce, golf, lying about the embassy and consulate attacks in the middle east, golf, slandering Mitt Romney, golf, bragging about how he killed Bin Laden, golf. I just don’t see how Obama does as much in a day as he does. I guess that because he is black, he feels he must to more than any white president to prove he is worthy. Reagan found time to prepare for debates, Carter and George H. W. Bush and Clinton, and George W Bush, all managed to find time to prepare for presidential debates, but Obama can’t because this racist country just heaped too much on his plate for him to do anything besides governing. Why, he is so busy governing that he doesn’t have time to meet with his jobs council, doesn’t have time to attend his intelligence briefings, doesn’t have time to meet with Netanyahu or other serious world leaders. We, as a country are just overworking Teh Won! Perhaps we should vote Romney, so Ear Leader will have time for other things besides governing.
By the way, didn’t he tell us, prior to the last presidential election, that he was “ready to rule“? Did he give up on trying to rule this country and start trying to govern?
Do you mean to tell us that he hasn’t had time to study the answers that he was sent for the debates, that would mean he might even lose the debate if his teleprompter fails.