In honor of Game of Thrones, I think I’m going to refer to Wednesday as the “Red Debate”. Poor Robb Stark.
With a 20th anniversary like that, I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out Michelle has divorced Obama today.
Word is Romney is going to take the gloves off for the next debate.
Chris Matthews: “Help me! I’ve lost all feeling in my leg!”
Seriously, Sesame Street is branded on half of my baby stuff; why does a company that profitable need government funds?
The key to the Ryan/Biden debate will be to keep Biden talking after he’s run out of scripted things to say.
Is there any realistic way Ryan can lower expectations for his debate with Biden?
At this rate, if Ryan doesn’t cause Biden to curl up in a fetal position on the floor, people will say he lost.
Wednesday night, the bad economy finally got to a point where Obama felt the pain.
Obama: “That wasn’t the real Mitt last night. From what I remember, it was more like a Mack truck that careened into me.”
Obama: “That wasn’t the real Mitt Romney. It was more like the Hulk. And I was Loki. Let’s move on. I don’t want to talk about it anymore.”
Uh-oh. Speech is over and Obama is hugging his teleprompter and won’t let go.
If Jim Lehrer was a good moderator, he would have called the debate and ended it early.
Obama is in the doghouse with his followers. Or, as Obama calls it, the kitchen. Because he eats dogs.
My inside sources tell me Romney is working on a bunch of zingers for the next debate. This time for real!
Obama should be able to come back if he can fix four years of failure before the next debate.
They say Obama spoke more than 4 minutes longer than Romney in the debate, but if you take out the uhs, he got 20 minutes less time.
The Biden-Ryan debate should be hilarious. It’ll be like those games of Sid Meier’s Civilization where your civ. has developed tanks and they’re steamrolling your neighbor who is still fighting with hoplites.
Obama: “I didn’t even get the courtesy of a reach-around.”
With ObamaCare, hugs are 3 for $50. Biden better hit the ATM before the debate!
biden’s performance depends on the availability of neil kinnock for debate prep.
@jw
Biden’s performance Depends will be overflowing.
Seriously, Sesame Street is branded on half of my baby stuff; why does a company that profitable need government funds?
In 2011, the Muppets’ movie alone grossed $67,473,645 alone. In their yearly financial report, SESAME WORKSHOP AND SUBSIDIARIES’ total operating revenues for 2010 are listed as $132,103,000, with net assets of 211,022,000.
In that same year, they received over $10,000,000 in “grants.” Why do they need grants?
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/assets/292/src/Financials_AuditedFinancialStatement.pdf
“Obama is in the doghouse with his followers.”
*ahem*
[Uh.. Er… Hat tip Jimmy! High praise! -Ed.]
🙂
You know I love your blog, Frank.
Is there any realistic way Ryan can lower expectations for his debate with Biden?
Not really…Ryan could show up wearing a “Honey Boo Boo” t-shirt, drunk on Guinness, lighting his own farts, while giggling like a spastic and still come up trumps against Biden.
I think Ryan should offer biden a pacifier at the beginning of the debate, so joey has something comforting to use while getting schooled.
Ryan: joey, bark like a dog!
biden: woof woof
the occupant: Who rang the dinner bell?
algore: gloabal warming!, global warming! Its the altitude!
Obama just thought of the perfect come-back: “The jerk store called. They’re running out of you!”
Poor Robb?? Poor Grey Wind!!! Poor Lady!!! They didn’t deserve that. Can you tell I love woofs?
Poor Robb?? Poor Grey Wind!!! Poor Lady!!! They didn’t deserve that. Can you tell I love woofs? Seriously Frank, who is your favorite character?