Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The weirdest item in Obama’s 20-page second term plan…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

I feel as tho the heavens have parted…but to be fair, that almost wrote itself.