The TSA has warned that, during the holiday travel season, cakes and pies “are subject to additional screening.”
To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.
The TSA has warned that, during the holiday travel season, cakes and pies “are subject to additional screening.”
To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.
A GOOD REASON NOT TO TRAVEL THIS YEAR
The TSA.
There…I fixed it for you!
“To avoid sexual harassment suits, all dessert patdowns will be conducted by Little Debbie.”…Except in Dallas, of course
Comments are closed at http://www.imao.us/index.php/a-realistic-plan-for-world-peaceakanuke-the-moon/, so I am posting this here.
I just want to know if the post was satire or reality. See http://zeenews.india.com/news/world/us-planned-to-blow-up-moon-with-nuclear-bomb_812998.html
And if Little Debbie finds any Ding Dongs or Hö Hö’s, she’s gonna be one pissed-off cookie.
@3 – Way ahead of you:
http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/as-you-would-expect-imao-knew-about-the-governments-moon-nuking-plan-6-months-ago/
Anyway, Frank’s post was satire.
Dang!
It must be a Really slow news day if news bureaus all over the world are talking about an idea that never got out of the planning stages in the 1950’s.
What will they talk about tomorrow?
Columbus claims to have discovered Western route to the Orient! Vikings dispute claims.
Hummmmm! Guess I better not travel with any “Alice B. Toklas” brownies this year.
As long as “Jim” from American Pie isn’t checking for tripwires.