“Is this seat… Taken? Haha no I’m just joshin’ but seriously I’m gonna sit here.” -Liam Neeson at movie theaters, all the time I hope
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) September 22, 2012
I’ve never understood the appeal of eating at a restaurant that calls itself a “factory”.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) December 11, 2012
Really glad ‘Man of Steel’ will cover Superman’s origin story, because otherwise how would I know?
— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) December 11, 2012
Between Occupy and the unions, the left is the major purveyor of political violence in America today.
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) December 11, 2012
666 is an evil number so I suggest you stop murdering when you get to 665 victims.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 11, 2012
Game Change 2: The Game Stayed Pretty Much The Same.
— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) December 11, 2012
Those MI union rioters look hungry. Let’s air drop ’em some Twinkies.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) December 11, 2012
In 2013 it’s going to come out that Dick Morris was a consultant to the Mayans.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) December 11, 2012
The steak and bacon cheese steak is served at Food Factory. It contains over two pounds of meat.
Checkmate~
You can use Twinkies as Christmas tree ornaments. After they’re “cured,” they have good structural integrity and don’t spoil or rot. You can put ’em down low – cats don’t like ’em and will leave them alone.
What is it with Cats and Christmas tree ornaments, anyway? God knows I’m tired of them knocking ornaments off trees. They like to hide under there, too. Turkeys.
Alternatively, when you reach 665 victims, you can get two more and kill them at the same time. That way, you get to continue killing without having the evil associated with 666.