[High Praise! to The Gormogons]
You need to send this list to EVERY news organization in the country. Including Fox, because they’ll get the joke and it’ll make their day.
Helping the Media With Their Obsessions
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

They can have my bolt operated multiple barrel gun when they pry it from my cold dead hands!
Phew!!!
For a minute there I thought they were gonna come for my self-loading revolvers too!
Dodged a bullet there , doncha know.