It’s always the one you least suspect, and that’s why you lost your job as a murder detective.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) February 1, 2013
Super Bowl Viewing Tip: Shouting “Some of us are trying to read here!” will only alienate you from your fellow bar patrons.
— FrancescoMarciuliano (@fmarciuliano) February 1, 2013
“Yogurt!” – women
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 1, 2013
Within 30 seconds of meeting a Vegan who didn’t own a TV she informed of both facts.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) February 1, 2013
Gov’t spending has topped nearly $4 trillion a year under BHO, and we’re still at 7.9% unemployment. That Keynesian economics a real winner!
— Jason Mattera (@JasonMattera) February 1, 2013
“Well Regulated” does not mean “subject to lots of laws” any more than “Infantry” means “filled with babies” #GunControl
— Sean D Sorrentino (@sdsorrentino) February 1, 2013