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Archive of entries posted on 7th March 2013

Ya Gotta Have Standards

Posted by Harvey on 7 March 2013, 8:00 am

A court blocked a Florida law that requires people who apply for welfare to submit to drug testing.

The court did, however, allow them to post a picture of Lindsay Lohan with the words “you must be at least this clean and sober to get welfare”.

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You’ve Been Judged!

Posted by Harvey on 7 March 2013, 7:49 am

Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The most notable moment during the female NFL kicker tryout…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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