In Connecticut, a crazed maniac trashed a Dunkin’ Donuts with an ax.
Must be angling for a job with Bloomberg’s Health Department.
In Connecticut, a crazed maniac trashed a Dunkin’ Donuts with an ax.
Must be angling for a job with Bloomberg’s Health Department.
Coming soon — Twinkie Defense II: Maple Bar Boogaloo
Disgruntled Krispy Kreme franchisee from down the block, you’ll see. On mystery shows, isn’t money always the motive?
@2 – If that’s true, it’s time to send someone to L.A. and contact…
The A-Team!
*cue theme*
Axe control! Axe control. We must outlaw assault axes! and high capacity axes!
Governor William J. Le Petomane: Holy underwear! Dunkin’ Donuts attacked by axe wealding mad man! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph
I looked at all the charges he has against him and figure he’ll get at least ten years. Too bad he dosn’t have connections like this person: http://movies.yahoo.com/news/lindsay-lohan-spend-90-days-locked-rehab-los-191536528.ht
high capacity axe = double bitted axe
Sounds like a job for Axe Cop!
It was a Dunkin Donuts. No cops? Someone needs to look into a case of dereliction of duty (or whatever the police call neglecting one’s job, perhaps “neglect of duty?” (just doesn’t have the same ring))
I appears that more caffeine was the last thing this guy needed.
@ 6. “I looked at all the charges he has against him and figure he’ll get at least ten years.”
This is Connecticut…Dunkin’ Donuts will probably have to pay a fine for not allowing someone who is not spending money, (which they don’t have until the welfare checks arrive), to “occupy” their store!!!
A tragedy. I love Dunkin Donuts. Someone is probably not getting their coconut donut fix this morning because of this guy. Geeez. Thankfully, I don’t live in CT and I can still get mine. 🙂
@9 jimmy rock
i think it is called union work rules.
That was no axe, that was Heather Marten’s face. On second thought that was a battle axe.