Harvey, YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Frank delegates authority to you, and you pull a palace coup. You have all the loyalty of a Liberal Democrat, sir! However, if you have the keys to the liquor cabinet, I can be bribed.
Frank probably learned that sometime within the next two weeks the IRS, the NSA, and the Justice Department are going to join forces to take down once and for all “whoever is in charge of IMAO.”
Damnation, but some of you people are selling out cheap!
Hmmm….let’s see…you want, nay, need support for this little go-round…
Inclusive of the Irish contingent. (So drop that tater you might be about to fling.)
Eliminate the no-Irish policy, offer up to the Celtic Cousins some Guinness and Finnan Haddie on Fridays, wash, wax and keep my Horch gassed up for the summer, throw in two cases of Anniversary Bushmills and five boxes of maduro Macanudos, and I might consider throwing in with this coup.
As for the kneeling? Only in the confessional or at mass.
Wait! Harvey is in charge, does that mean that Basil is getting the chair? What about Frnak’s other personalities? Whatever happened to Inominatus anyway?
Will gas go above $5? I am SOOOO confused!
If Lutefisk-boy wants to play Obama, or more accurately Mad King George, I’m for organizing some good ol’ fashioned TEA Partying!
Seeing as I’ve all this bacon stored up from all the early GDFTing, and Svensker wants to make with the ill-mannered cereal and tater flinging, and, in the so-doing, forget that, as a leader, he’s in service to the people…I’m perfectly willing to fill any tri-corn hat with a rasher or two of anti-tyranical, sizzling pork straps. And ALL Irish are welcome in MY party.
No kneeling required. Just standing tall. (With a plate in one hand, a pint glass in the other.)
But Harvey, if all The Old Ones here kneel before you, it’ll screw-up their knees!
*installs padded kneeling board*
Harvey, YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Frank delegates authority to you, and you pull a palace coup. You have all the loyalty of a Liberal Democrat, sir! However, if you have the keys to the liquor cabinet, I can be bribed.
*tosses Ogrrre the keys*
Help yourself, just make sure you leave me a little Glenmorangie 10 year.
Feh. Old Ones like myself have no knees…
The fridge is unlocked, too. — it’s the Beer Haul Putsch.
Call yourself Harvi Muhammed and I know a certain politician who is sure to bow to you.
Now I know why Harvey calls Lolbama entries “submissions.”
And, look at the button you click in order to post: are “Submit” and “Comment” simultaneous? Or is ist missing a slash or an ampersand?
I’d delete the “and Frank” part of the logo if I were you.
Frank probably learned that sometime within the next two weeks the IRS, the NSA, and the Justice Department are going to join forces to take down once and for all “whoever is in charge of IMAO.”
I prefer my coups a bit more bloody.
@9 – a) I have no photoshopping skills, b) I’m keeping Frank around in case I ever need a patsy to throw under the bus.
Cats don’t kneel. About the closest we come is a crouch – just before we attack.
@5 – You’ll be bowing to Harvey, then? That’s hard on the back.
Harvey, none of us Old Ones are doin’ anythin’.
Damnation, but some of you people are selling out cheap!
Hmmm….let’s see…you want, nay, need support for this little go-round…
Inclusive of the Irish contingent. (So drop that tater you might be about to fling.)
Eliminate the no-Irish policy, offer up to the Celtic Cousins some Guinness and Finnan Haddie on Fridays, wash, wax and keep my Horch gassed up for the summer, throw in two cases of Anniversary Bushmills and five boxes of maduro Macanudos, and I might consider throwing in with this coup.
As for the kneeling? Only in the confessional or at mass.
@14 – Meh… join Ogrrre at the liquor cabinet, then.
@15 *tosses box of Lucky Charms to Bunkerhillbilly*
That’s as Irish as it’s gonna get around here.
I will never kneel before one who wears a V-neck.
You really want to alienate a portion of the base?
Welcome the Irish, serve up the Haddie (and no spitting in the pan), pour the Guinness, wash and wax the Horch and keep the populace happy.
(Wow, these self-appointed leaders are clueless.) Bad enough dealing with the lot in Boston, not to mention this one.
Will the bloodless coup house chickens?
Where are the parentheses around “and Frank?”
To everything, there is a seizin’.
“Now that Frank’s left me in charge…” Aww man, I was just getting used to sucking up to Frnak. Now I have to learn to misspell another name.
Psst, we have a substitute. Whoooo!
Meh, Harvey has liquor. I’m good!
Wait! Harvey is in charge, does that mean that Basil is getting the chair? What about Frnak’s other personalities? Whatever happened to Inominatus anyway?
Will gas go above $5? I am SOOOO confused!
I’m waiting for Basil to weigh-in on this “pronouncement.”
and where’s Julio?
If Lutefisk-boy wants to play Obama, or more accurately Mad King George, I’m for organizing some good ol’ fashioned TEA Partying!
Seeing as I’ve all this bacon stored up from all the early GDFTing, and Svensker wants to make with the ill-mannered cereal and tater flinging, and, in the so-doing, forget that, as a leader, he’s in service to the people…I’m perfectly willing to fill any tri-corn hat with a rasher or two of anti-tyranical, sizzling pork straps. And ALL Irish are welcome in MY party.
No kneeling required. Just standing tall. (With a plate in one hand, a pint glass in the other.)
Up The Rebels! Tiochfaidh Ar La!
Hummm! Here comes the new boss…same as the old boss.
I like the logo. It has panache but that can be cleared up with antibiotics………I think.
Don’t let all this sudden power go to your beard!
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