Carpenter Hates Libertarians

[High Praise! (and bacon) to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]

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Actually, I guess I should say CarpenterS


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33 Comments

  1. Jesus Hates Libertarians too. It says so in the Bible.

    Look at what they support! Drug legalization, Homosexuality, perversion, immoral behavior, abortion, lying, worshiping false Gods. What is there to like about Libertarianism? It is the road to Hell.

    The Paulbot Tea Kooks would eliminate all the Fire Depts., the Public School system, the FDA, they’d get rid of atleast 50% of the police nationwide, gut our Military and then legalize Heroin and Pot. Also they would eliminate all road/freeway/bridge repair jobs and maintenance on Government buildings. Basically they would destroy America just to push their “foreign” Austrian economics.

  2. @7 Congrats, Carpie, you’ve just described heaven on earth perfectly.

    By the way, Ayn Rand had no problem with paying public servants, as long as the funds were raised through voluntary means, such as direct donations, sponsorship, or a lottery.

    Libertarianism does not equal anarchy.

  3. Harvey,
    Don’t you get it? Your Utopia is Satan’s Kingdom. Creating a false “heaven on earth” is Satan’s ultimate goal.

    Even if you could sell your Libertarianism nationwide it couldn’t lead to your Utopian dream. Massive unemployment, widespread drug addiction and crime would be the end result. Libertarianism would be a Hell on Earth

  4. I didn’t misspell “socialism”. Libertarianism and Socialism are two different sides of the same Satanic coin. They are both the Devil’s devices. Both of these ancient Pagan Religions preach Salvation by anything other than Jesus Christ. In your case it would probably be Jezus Cash.

    Obama is your punishment not mine.

  5. ah, once again carpie claims to be jesus. the carpenter and a hater of libertarians. how many commandments have you broken while hanging around here you blaspheming buffoon? i figure five, but that could be low.

    jesus hates libertarians? huh, i thought he was supposed to have taught “love your enemies”. you’d know better, i guess, as you claim to be him.

    finish that graven image yet?

    the smell of brimstone in the morning, it smells like carpie’s armpits. Rev 21:8, babe.

  6. Or… we have a thing going and she expects it. Yeah. No big deal. That’s gotta be it.

    Hey, Miss Anony! I’ve got some strawberry shortcake ready for you.

    “Chick-magnet. Pfffft. Harvey, chicks hate beards. Beesides, you’ve probably got bees trying to nest in there!

  7. @22 – Oh yeah? Mine is soft and white like Santa’s (when I let it grow). Wait! I mean it’s as red and inviting as a summer’s sunset eating strawberry shortcake on my deck.

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  9. I must of missed something. When did this sight claim to be Libertarians, Mormons, Catholics, Islam (but not the vicious version) and so many others too numerous to count only. I thought any religion or political group was welcome to have its views aired (and torn apart if need be), except for Carpenter who is flat out crazy.

  10. My Savior wants us to be free to make choices. He has taught us what is right and allows us to choose knowing that some will choose poorly. He abhors contention— always teaching us to love one another— every single one. We don’t have to embrace their lifestyle or their philosophy. But He would have us love them and treat them kindly. I make mistakes every day…but that is what I believe.

    Have a lovely Sunday 🙂

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