Not that long ago, birth control didn’t even exist. Now having to walk to the corner Walgreens and buy it yourself is worse than slavery.

So can I talk about the Red Wedding without it being spoilers now? Been so waiting for the TV show watchers to catch up to this point.

The imaginary political opponents in your head sound awful. You should fight them with medication.

I could actually only find one iPhone woodblock app, and if you finished season 4 of AD, you can guess what the reviews are like.

Even though I don’t watch the series, I was really looking forward to yesterday’s episode of Game of Thrones airing.

Does no one honor the laws of hospitality anymore?!

Until the whole federal government is dismantled and all politicians are in prison, I’ll worry about scandal underreach.

I wonder how a 3D printer in every home would affect China’s cheap plastic trinket market share.

Yeah, the 3D printer is going to be a pretty disruptive technology as more people get one. Interesting days ahead.

Guns are okay, but call me when they can 3D print working bullets.

Is that sequester thing still going on or are we done with that?

Have conservatives tried asking themselves why the IRS hates them?

We just have to give more money to the IRS to get them to stop targeting us. Same works for muggers.

The problem with the Affordable Care Act is that apparently it was determined we could all afford to pay more.

I like freedom. What’s a good country for that?

Compromise idea: Amnesty for illegals in exchange for deporting everyone who works for the IRS.

Walder Frey says he has nothing to do with the Red Wedding and that it was planned by low level employees in Cincinnati.

The next step for the IRS was to start murdering Americans, but they couldn’t afford their plans because of the sequester.

Readers of Game of Thrones weren’t being nice not giving spoilers of the Red Wedding; they just wanted to see your shock and misery.

Idea to promote racial equality in the Republican Party: Everyone wear hoods so no one can know your race.

What? Racists already ran with the hood idea? That’s stupid. How would that help them?

“Organic” means it contains pig organs.