“Today is the Purge.”
“Cool. Now I can finally get that tag off my mattress.”
“Sorry, we can only sell you a soda that size during the Purge.”
Obama’s administration taps more than [name of famous tap dancer].
Holder shouldn’t resign. He should be dragged by his mustache into prison.
Idea: Do a remake of 1984, but as a wacky comedy.
…Oh. wait; reality beat me to it.
The central theory of government is about how much power is it wise to give incompetent, untrustworthy idiots.
I think the best way for Obama to salvage his second term is to launch himself to the moon in a homemade rocket.
So about how many of my blog commenters are probably government spies?
It’s good the Matrix didn’t take place this year or they’d have way more trouble finding a landline to escape the Agents.
It’s funny, the only thing political in the Cosby Show I’ve seen is a feminist bent which is very quaint by today’s standards. A number of episodes have gone on about how Mrs. Huxtable is a working mother and they share chores, and that’s the extent of it.
Indie video games are all 8-bit style shooters where you fight gay cowboys for pudding.
I hate indie stuff. I’m always afraid I’m going to learn something or feel an emotion.
I get so sick of myself when I’m mindlessly partisan. And Democrats.
I’m not a comedian or a writer. I’m an electrical engineer trying to be funny on twitter. If that’s not your thing I hope catch fire and die.
They’re doing a remastered version of the NES Duck Tales game. That is awesome. It seems like I’m the main target age for nostalgia these days.
What they need is a reworked version of Duck Hunt where the gun actually works with LCD TVs.
George Orwell tried to write about a land of free health care and soda size limits, but the story was too weird to publish by GDFT’s.
“Indie video games are all 8-bit style shooters where you fight gay cowboys for pudding.”
That ain’t pudding, Frank.
“So about how many of my blog commenters are probably government spies?”
You’ll never know! 👿
I could tell you, but then I’d have to … bore you to death.
Mmmm. Pudding.
(Ignoring DamnCat’s comment)
Is the NES Duck Tails game the one where you shoot ducks in the tail with a shotgun? I remember that game! I’m surprised PETA hasn’t gotten that sort of game banned yet.
You can trust me! Oh, come on — do I look like a government spy?
“So about how many of my blog commenters are probably government spies?”
Ok…I’ll admit it. But it’s not intentional. It’s only cause they are reading my mind.
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So about how many of my blog commenters are probably government spies?
Eight or nine, easily, and since you’re out on the west coast, you’re probably being monitored at JB Lewis-McChord or Whidbey Island by some dirty-shirts analyzing the metadata of S’s connected to G’s.
I’m an undercover agent for the FBI, I even got a commie flag tacked up on the wall of my garage.
I am not an NSA bug and my attraction to pudding is entirely coincidental!
There’s a Fly in your pudding, Frank!
The situation is exactly opposite for gay cowboys.
Obama’s administration taps more than Ron Jeremy.
Obama’s administration taps more than Samuel Morse.
Obama should go to the moon, and to slow him down for the landing, I recommend a 50 kiloton device. He can Nuke the Moon.