“Derp” sounds like one of mythological creatures M. Night Shyamalan invented for “Lady In the Water.”
— Ross Douthat (@DouthatNYT) June 5, 2013
Most female sloths are monogamous because their walks of shame can be up to 3 weeks long.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) June 5, 2013
If ancient peoples had to type with the sun shining right in their eyes, they may not have worshiped it.
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) June 5, 2013
Fascism is forever falling on Republican Presidencies but landing on Democratic ones.
— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 6, 2013
Re the NSA scandal: Susan Rice just blamed season two of the Wire
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 6, 2013
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE I’m almost always first on these and I don’t even Twit. It’s ok though at least this old gal is getting some kind of bacon.
Overachiever Bacon to seanmahair!
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