Game of Thrones will really surprise people next year when in the ninth episodes they kill off actual viewers. #got

— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) June 3, 2013

Today’s JournoList Playhouse secret word is “overreach.” Scream real loud!

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 3, 2013

ME: “Doctor, I’ve got a weird mole on my back.”MOLE: “Actually, I’m a groundhog.”ME: “SHUT UP, WEIRDO!”

— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) June 3, 2013

Was thinking about having a Shyamalan film fest at my house for the insurance money

— Steve Murray (@NPsteve) June 3, 2013

To buy a house equivalent to my Utah home in my in laws’ California town would cost a stupid 4 million. And then it would be in California.

— Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) June 4, 2013