What are you doing to celebrate SarahK’s birthday?
You didn’t forget, did you?
The IMAO T-Shirt Babe and mother of the next generation of IMAO royalty celebrates her birthday today. So, what are you gonna do about it?
You may be tempted to take a picture of yourself wearing an IMAO T-shirt and handling a gun, but that’s really not something that just anyone can pull off.
You could buy something shiny. Like a diamond. Or a new gun. Or a diamond-encrusted gun.
But, what about Frank? What should he get SarahK for her birthday? Besides another diamond-encrusted gun, like he got her last year. And the year before.
Offer your birthday wishes to SarahK here. And, if you have any suggestions for Frank regarding a gift for her, like any husband, he’d appreciate being told what to do. And, if you did or are doing anything special for this special day, let us know.
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, SarahK.
Happy Birthday, SarahK! Hope you get lots of tuna!
Happy Birthday, SarahK! Frank’s probably going to tell you that little Frankie was an early birthday present, but don’t let him get away with it.
Happy Birthday SarahK.
Sorry Frank, but I’m generally clueless as to what to get my own wife. You’re on your own.
Harry Birthday Mrs. J!
Gee, Frank, has she been dropping any clues? My wife usually clues me in pretty good. Don’t forget the card too.
He needs to give himself a book of coupons that say “Yes, dear, you’re right, I’m wrong, I’ll do what you like right away.” About 365 should be enough for the year. Then hand one to SarahK as applicable.
#6 –
I’ve been a bachelor since the Truman administration, but, based on what I’ve seen and heard, 365 of those coupons isn’t nearly enough.
Sarah – I’m posting your birthday present at 9pm tonight, so that you have something to look forward to after whatever disappointing gift Frank gives you.
…what about Frank? What should he get SarahK for her birthday? Besides another diamond-encrusted gun
For the wife and mother of his children? At a minimum a diamond-encrusted Humvee with a functioning turret-mounted, belt-fed machine gun. If not a ruby-and-platinum-covered howitzer suitable for keeping the kids from several blocks over from traipsing upon your lawn. Nothing less than those, or an ankle-length, baby-seal-skin fur coat, will prove Frank’s devotion as a husband on this very important day.
No time for skimping, old boy!
Frank: Flowers, romantic lighting, then get down on one knee and ask her to re-marry you. Then plan a renewal-of-vows ceremony along with her. After two kids and a baby-belly that surely has not gone away yet after the Super-Sized Son, your total and absolute commitment to spending the rest of your life with her will mean a lot. And, it will keep her from pointing the diamond-encrusted gun your way.
Or, Frank could follow Obama’s lead and give her autographed copies of his books.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/04/01/confirmed-queens-ipod-includes-obamas-speeches/